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Your 420 Ganjascope©
Presenting the astrological world's first Ganjascope, a timeless foretelling that reveals your past, present, and future at once. We take the logical out of astrological
Penultimate Day Campaign Updates
Recently Postcards from the Pug Bus petitioned the National Day Calendar to designate December 30 each year as National Penultimate Day. For the ultimate and the penultimate news about that campaign, click here.
The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-biddy Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive.
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You Can't Photoshop This
Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way god made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says "you can't photoshop this.""
Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards
is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-
The Fuck It List
Ten Things You Should Fllip the Bird to Before You Die
3. Seat Belts
4. FOX News
5. Paying for Music and Movies
6. Your Bucket List
7. Pissing Indoors
9. Stupid-ass Old Fart Hats
10. Going to Bed Early
Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous to mention.
Propane-Driven Vape Pens Blamed for Three Deaths in Amish Country
News of the deaths of three unrelated Amish youth—Jacob Stolzfus, 18, Lukas Stolzfus, 19, and Cyrus Martin, 21—has exploded like after-market vape pens in this quaintly named Amish community. The youth, who were all employed in the kitchen at Miller's Family Style Smorgasbord, died after the vape pens they had jury rigged to allow them to smoke marijuana exploded without warning.
Sep 15, 2019 - 6:05
Pug Bus Launches National Penultimate Day Campaign
Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania's least influential web site, today launched its National Penultimate Day campaign by sending a Bewerbungsschreiben to the National Day Calendar requesting that December 30 each year be designated National Penultimate Day. Phil Maggitti, Pug Bus editor in briefs, who sometimes writes under the pen name The Grammar Prick, released the contents of that letter from his cramped but inconvenient suite in West Chester, Pennsylvania.
Sep 14, 2019 - 7:18
Walmart Intruduces CBD-Infused Dental Dams
Walmart Inc [NYSE: WMT, 116.92, ▲ 0.90 (0.78%)] announced yesterday that it will begin selling CBD-infused dental dams in all its retail outlets by September 25. The move is seen by industry analysts as an attempt to boost dental dam sales—an attempt, if you will, to encourage Walmart customers to put their money where their mouths are.
Sep 13, 2019 - 7:31
Apple iPhone 11 Contains Fecal Finder App
The forty-days-and-forty-nights rollout of the iPhone 11 is nearing the end of the tunnel, and Apple, it seems, has saved one of the most revolutionary features of its gear new phone for last: the Fecal Finder app, which can detect fecal material as small as one part per one hundred millionth on any iPhone 11.
Sep 12, 2019 - 6:06
Ganjascope© Wins Consumer Reports® Endorsement
Unlike most pot-related horoscopes, which aren't worth the pixels they're printed on, the Ganjascope© was chosen recently by Consumer Reports® as "the most virtually accurate" of the major marijuana horoscopes. "The standard error of measure for the Ganjascope© smoked those of High Times, the Reader's Digest, and the Kiplinger Newsletter," wrote Consumer Reports® astrology editor, Winston Barnes.
Sep 10, 2019 - 6:06
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There's a Saint for That
There is a condition for every saint, and a saint in evey pot. Tell me where it hurts you, and I'll tell you whom to call. Let us pray . . .
The Pug Bus Interview
Smoke 'em if you got 'em, then enjoy the interviews nobody else has the onions to do. Our fearless interviewer isn't afraid to stop totally at the surface.Read on.
What Would Nietzsche Do?
Forget Jesus H. Christ. Who, besides Carson Wentz, cares what Jesus would do? To survive in a postmodern word, ask yourself instead What would Nietzsche do?.
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Sites for Sore Eyes
Discordianism--the one religion to have if you're having more than one—or none at all.
High Times--wanna know what Super Silver Haze is selling for near you?
Pirate Bay--indefatigible, unsinkable, and attitude out the ass; still the one-stop shoplifting stop
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Spectrum Labs-need to pass a piss test?
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