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Because you are highly possessive, adore your own company, and are inclined to mate for life, you begin a campaign to have self-sex marriages legalized. Your slogan, "Be part of the problem and part of the solution at the same time," is too clever by half, and your campaign comes to grief when you are caught making an unauthorized deposit at a sperm bank.

The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive. Visit The Grammar Prick
Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

Christian Baker Doesn't Knead Michelle Duggar's Business
Reeling from the recent child abuse scandal—and having resigned as executive director of the Family Research Council—Josh Duggar took his wife and their three children from Washington, D.C., back to the family homestead in Springdale, Arkansas.
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May 29, 2015 - 9:28


Tom Brady's Head Deflates at Press Conference
As Tom Brady denied any wrongdoing in the illegal deflation of the footballs used by his New England Patriots in the first half of their 45-7 beat down of the Indianapolis Colts last Sunday, reporters at Mr. Brady's press conference began to murmur among themselves uneasily.
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Jan 22, 2015 - 10:11


You Are All Charlie Hebdo, Warns the Grammar Prick
That was some strange shit that went down in Paris yesterday, wasn't it, boys and girls? Couple of Muslim thugs and their butt boy killing all those people in the Charlie Hebdo magazine office over a few cartoons that took the piss out of the prophet Muhammad.
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Jan 8, 2015 - 2:11


Andre Bissette, the Patron Saint of Viagra
The Catholic Church "teaches" that god calls each one of us to be a saint. Most people treat such invitations as crank calls, but your more impressionable types scurry out to get fitted for a sackcloth hoodie and a bed of nails.
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Jan 6, 2015 - 11:10


We Can't Breathe Either
Despite the volumes of smoke ringing the Pug Bus inside and out, we are chuffed to announce that the bus and its Photoshopped crip sticker are good to park anywhere they fucking well please for another few years.
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Jan 5, 2015 - 1:19


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