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Your 420 Ganjascope©
Presenting the astrological world's first Ganjascope, a timeless foretelling that reveals your past, present, and future at once. We take the logical out of astrological.

What the Hell Day It Is, Yo
Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day or any of the other retarded days people in these United States observe? We surely fucking don't; and if National Find a Rainbow Day et al. don't get you off either, may we suggest a new book of days designed to lift the rock off persons, places, things, ideas, or felonies that twist the knickers of all the nine-to-fivers and social media scolds in this country. We'll be celebrating taints, loogies, blivets, lighting farts, mass murderers, and just about anything that earns a trigger warning somewhere. Don't know what the hell day it is? Click here.

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Ten Things You Should Quit While Not Going Gently into That Good Night

  1. Religion
  2. Voting
  3. Seat Belts
  4. FOX Fucking News
  5. Paying for Music and Movies
  6. Picking Up Pills That You Drop
  7. Pissing Indoors
  8. Talking Baby Talk to Children
  9. Stupid-ass, Dip-Shit, Old Fart Hats
10. Bathing or Showering Regularly


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Discordianism--the one religion to have if you're having more than one—or none at all.

High Times--wanna know what Super Silver Haze is going for near you?

Pirate Bay--indefatigible, unsinkable, and attitude out the ass; still the one-stop shoplifting stop

Soulseek--no spoofs, no lurkers, just good clean music files for free. To hell with those overpriced streaming services. As the Buddha says, "Stream your own shit, mother-fucker."

Spectrum Labs-need to pass a piss test?

Vaults of Erowid-before you drop it, chop it, snort it, or vape it, consult the druggie's bible; your brain with thank you for the effort

ExpressVPN--sturdy, impregnable fortress. It's the VPN service that we here at the Pug Bus use. Don't go digital shoplifting without it

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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from anlinendrophobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous to mention.

Celebrating National Blivit Day
Today our divided nation unites in the observation of National Blivit Day. According to Reader's Digest, where blivit first appeared in a 1945 column called "Humor in Uniform," a blivit was originally defined as "ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag." The bag, either cloth or paper, was used by flyers to dispose of #2, sometimes as an auxiliary bomb.

Over time, however, this definition was expanded so that a blivit is X pounds of shit in a Y-pound bag, where X is greater than Y. The military-grade definition remains the gold standard for blivits.
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You Can't Photoshop This
Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way god made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says "you can't photoshop this.""


There's a Saint for That patron saints for hire
There is a condition for every saint, and a saint in evey pot. Tell us where it hurts you, and we'll tell you whom to call. Let us pray.


The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a dried-up, old-biddy Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive or if you dare misuse penultimate. Visit The Grammar Prick.

Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1-  -2-

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