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The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

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Meet Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton, the New Face of the NFL we are told: humble in victory and gracious in defeat. Also the latest in a line of quarterbacks stretching back to Randall Cuningham who were supposed to revolutionize the way quarterback is played. This long-promised revolution, unfortunately for those who need to believe in it, was not televised at this year's Super Bowl. Stay tuned, America.

Coldplay Criticized for Lily White Super Bowl Message
NEW YORK—British superstars Coldplay may have graciously yielded the stage at the Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show to Bruno Mars and Beyonce Knowles, but Coldplay’s passive-aggressive civility did not fool all the people even some of the time.
Feb 9, 2016 - 12:05

Charlotte Rampling Says Fuss Over Cam Newton
Is Racist to White QBs

CANCUN—Oscar nominee Charlotte Rampling said yesterday that “all this codswallop” about Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton, who is African American, "is racist to white quarterbacks."
Feb 3, 2016 - 3:58

Ten Years After: Oprah Buys Zodiac Sign
CHICAGO—Ten years ago today then-talk-show-host Oprah Winfrey celebrated her 52nd birthday by purchasing the Aquarius sign of the zodiac from the International Star Registry for an undisclosed sum reputed to be in the high eight figures. Ms. Winfrey of Montecito, California; Lavallette, New Jersey; Telluride, Colorado; Maui, Hawaii; Chicago, Illinois; and Fisher Island, Florida, said she gave herself the unusual gift because "at some point you have to start thinking about your legacy, and what better way is there to be remembered than by owning your birth sign?".
Jan 29, 2016 - 2:43

Mike Ditka Is the New Face of Lane Bryant
CHICAGO—In a move certain to raise eyebrows if not hem lines, Lane Bryant is set to introduce former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka as the new face of plus-size women’s clothing at a press conference tomorrow. Although Lane Bryant CEO Charles McKee would neither confirm nor deny the report, a source close to Coach Ditka told the Pug Bus, “Mike has always been fond of a little cross dressing. He coached the entire 1985 season wearing a sports bra.”
Jan 25, 2016 - 9:04

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