Dr. Phil Visits Jessica Sierra

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Dr. Phil Visits Jessica Sierra
Jan 9, 2008, 08:35

Dr. Phil wants you.

TAMPA, Fla. � Jessica Sierra is the latest fly catcher to get a surprise visit from celebrity-train-wreck chaser Dr. Phil.

When Ms. Sierra was returned to jail following a court appearance Monday, Dr. Phil was waiting for her like a bear with the scent of menstrual blood up its nose.

�I didn't recognize [Dr. Phil] at first," said Ms. Sierra. "I thought maybe that three-toothed psycho who used to stalk me had gotten some cheap dentures.

"When he asked me if I wanted to appear on his television show, I finally knew who he was. He looks a lot thinner on TV.

�I told him I had to think about it, but he kept asking me all these personal questions: do I like three-way sex; do I shave my pubes; am I an inny or an outy. He was getting really creepy.�

Dr. Phil�s interview with Ms. Sierra was cut short when the fumes from the English Leather cologne he was wearing set off a smoke detector in the visitors lounge. Before he went slouching back to his cave, he asked Ms. Sierra to sign a copy of her sex video, Motel 69.

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