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Presenting the astrological world's first Ganjascope, a timeless foretelling that reveals your past, present, and future at once. We take the logical out of astrological


The Fuck It List

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Ten Things You Should Fllip the Bird to Before You Die

  1. Religion
  2. Voting
  3. Seat Belts
  4. Facebook, Twitter, et al.
  5. Paying for Music and Movies
  6. Your Bucket List
  7. Classic Rock
  8. Bathing Regularly
  9. Stupid-ass Old Fart Hats
10. Going to Bed Early


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Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-biddy English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive. Visit The Grammar Prick

Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

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Microsoft to Begin Shipping Windows Linux Ubuntu
May 3, 2007 - 9:39
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REDMOND, Wash. - Software giant Microsoft announced yesterday that it will begin shipping its newest operating system, Windows Linux Ubuntu, by the end of this month. Computers sold with this free, open-source operating system pre-installed will cost, on average, $149.95 fewer than computers sold with Windows Vista Service Pack 9 pre-installed.

Microsoft's announcement caught computer-industry analysts by surprise.

"We're normally used to waiting three or four years and two or three delays before Microsoft releases a new operating system," said Louis Chuptka of PC Age magazine. "For Microsoft to release a new operating system before hackers have exposed all the vulnerabilities in the previous one is a revolutionary step."

To Microsoft, however, the decision was a no-brainer.

"Since Linux operating systems run on open-source code, anybody is free to adapt and use that code," said Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates. "Therefore, we took the things that Linux is good at, coming up with catchy names and creating a virus-resistant operating kernel, and combined them with things that Windows is good at, like recognizing common software applications and getting a printer to work, and voila—Windows Linux Ubuntu."

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Mr. Gates did acknowledge that "the jury is still out" regarding the question of appropriating the name of an open-source operating system, viz. Ubuntu.

"Frankly," he said, "our legal team did not feel that Canonical, the company that purports to own Ubuntu, had done a good enough job of establishing its brand.

"In addition to Ubuntu, Canonical also produces Kubuntu, Edubuntu, Xubuntu, and Louie-Louie-Buntu. Obviously, a company that creates such branding confusion will have trouble prevailing in a court of law against another, more powerful company that wants to use a portion of the Ubuntu name as well as its primary code—especially if that more powerful company can afford to litigate the smaller company's dick into the dirt."



In related news, throwing what appeared to be a legal bone to Canonical, Microsoft announced it would not retain the "cutesy" names Ubuntu gives to its various distributions. Therefore, Dapper Drake will now be known as "Dirty Dan"; Edgy Eft will become "Easy Ellen"; and Feisty Fawn, the latest Ubuntu distro, will be called "Friggin' Flipper."


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Discordianism--the one religion to have if you're having more than one—or none at all.

High Times--wanna know what Super Silver Haze is selling for near you?

Pirate Bay--indefatigible, unsinkable, and attitude out the ass; still the one-stop shoplifting stop

Soulseek--no spoofs, no lurkers, just good clean music files for free. To hell with those overpriced streaming services. As the Buddha says, "Stream your own shit, mother-fucker."

Spectrum Labs-need to pass a piss test?

Vaults of Erowid-before you drop it, chop it, snort it, or vape it, consult the druggie's bible; your brain with thank you for the effort

ExpressVPN--sturdy, impregnable fortress. It's the VPN service that we here at the Pug Bus use. Don't go digital shoplifting without it


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