title of web site: postcards from the pug bus
the alt-right's favorite satire site
image of an 8 ball Home   Ass Hats   Celebrities   Fashion   Lifestyle   Music   News   Politics   Religion   Sports   Technology   Our Staff   image of an 8 ball

Search This Site with Caitlyn
The World's First
Transgender Search Engine

Deplorably Speaking: A Righteous Blog
Herein your fearless editor in briefs, who was deplorable long before deplorable was a meme, holds forth, but seldom holds his tongue, on a variety of topics ranging from the politicalization of sports to the emasculation of male college students to the idiocies of third-wave feminism to the reasons for (and implications of) the sudden prominence of white-interest™ movements to whatever fickles his nancy. You can check in any time you like as long as you're prepared to get deplorable.
The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive. Visit The Grammar Prick

Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

The Pug Bus Interview
phil maggitti smoking a joint, isn't that shocking now?Smoke 'em if you got 'em, then enjoy the interviews nobody else has the balls to do. We're not just blowing smoke. Our fearless interviewer isn't afraid to stop totally at the surface.Read on.

Humor Feed Banner
image of a gun

Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.

President Bush Sending Jehovah's Witnesses to Patrol Border
May 16, 2006 - 8:40
an image
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Bush said last night that he will deploy 8,000 Spanish-speaking Jehovah's Witnesses to the Mexican border to help stop the flow of illegal immigrants into the United States.

Acknowledging that this country has virtually no control of its southern border, Mr. Bush argued in a prime time speech to the nation from the Oval Office that hyper-aggressive Jehovah's Witnesses will provide the kind of safeguard many Americans demand.

"If you've ever been visited by Jehovah's Witnesses when you were trying to watch a football game on a Saturday afternoon, you know how persistent these folks can be," said the president, "and you know the lengths that people will go to to avoid them. I am confident that persons who try to sneak into this country will think twice about it once they've been obliged to spend a little face time with two or three Jehovah's Witnesses."

Under the terms of the president's initiative, known as Operation Watchtower, Jehovah's Witnesses will not patrol the border, nor will they carry arms. Instead, they will assist with surveillance, and they will be given a chance to "counsel with" any persons captured trying to enter this country illegally.

an image
"I'm positive I heard people talking inside as we came to the door."
President Bush appeared pleased to note that members of Jehovah's Witnesses make up "roughly 1.25 percent" of Mexico's population. In October 2002, he said, a Jehovah's Witnesses rally drew ninety thousand people to Mexico City's Aztec Stadium (Estadio Azteca) in a three-day celebration of their faith.

"Accordingly," said President Bush, "I will call on Mexican president, Vincente Fox, to deploy Mexican Jehovah's Witnesses to the Mexican side of the border to assist us in Operation Watchtower."

President Fox's reaction to Mr. Bush's request was less than cordial.

"It flies in the face of separation of church and state," said Mr. Fox this morning. "I suggest the United States adopt our program for dealing with illegal workers who enter Mexico."

Mexican police routinely abuse, shake down, rape, and occasionally murder illegal immigrants from Central and South America who come to Mexico seeking a better life.

In other news, atheists have joined Catholics and Muslims around the world in protesting the release of The Da Vinci Code.

More Articles by This Author

© The fine fucking print: The editorial content on this page is fictional. It is presented for satirical and/or entertainment purposes only. We cannot be held responsible for the actions of anyone who takes this sort of shit seriously. We also do not wish to be held responsible for any copyrighted material that sneaked onto this page when we weren't looking. If you can prove that anything on this page belongs rightfully to you, we will happily take it down and return the unused portion. No questions asked. Have a secular day.

The Gift of GAB
image of GAB avatarFuck those Twitter bitches. They banned all the cool kids like Milo, so all the cool kids are matriculating to GAB, where free spech matters.
Contact Us or Else
image of a beat up, rusty old mailboxHey, Skippy. Here's your big chance. Let us know what you think or if you think. You know you want to. Go ahead. We dare you. We might even print your stinking letter. Send email to Pug Bus Editor

Back by Unpopular Demand
image of phil maggitti standing next to a sign that reads last chance
Read any three articles, get the fourth one free!
Scarlett Johansson's Ass in AmEx Ad
Norton Internet Security Won't Let Customers Uninstall
Taylor Swift Opens Anal Bleaching Salons
NFL to Install 200 Gender-Appropriate Bathrooms for Super Bowl LI
Windows 10 Officially Labeled Malware by NCSA
Pippa Middleton's Ass Not All It's Cracked Up to Be

There's a Saint for That
image of a saint, name unknownThere's a saint for that, whatever "that" might be. Just click where it hurts you to find out which board-certified saint to call. Breast Implants, burn marks from the grill,, hemorrhoids, and more.

Shortcuts to Good Karma
yin-yang symbolShit happens, but good karma is no accident. You can appear worthy even when you're being a dick if you learn to avoid the mistakes that others have made.Read on.

Free the Music
wipe out the riaa printed on a roll of toilet paperStrike a blow for freedom. Download music on the down low today. You can't beat the price. Get the skinny at Zeropaid.

© Copyright 2006 by YourSite.com