Paris Hilton Fears Toilet Cam in Prison
Jun 11, 2007, 09:47
As this undated family photo indicates, Paris Hilton is phobic about being photographed on the toilet.
LOS ANGELES – Paris Hilton is terrified of using the toilet in her jail cell because she fears it has been equipped with a toilet cam. According to her sister, Nicky, Ms. Hilton does not want photographs or a video of her relieving herself to appear on the Internet.
“Paris is shy,” Nicky Hilton told reporters after leaving Los Angeles' Twin Towers Correctional Facility yesterday afternoon. “She was really bummed when that sex video (One Night in Paris) appeared on the Internet, and she doesn’t want to go through that embarrassment again.”
Ms. Hilton is so worried about being caught with her panties down that once again she is refusing to eat or to drink anything in jail.
“She’s gone without food before,” said Ms. Hilton’s ex-fiancée, Stavros Niarchos, who also visited her yesterday, “but how long can she go without peeing? She was crossing and uncrossing her legs a lot when we saw her today. At first I thought she was masturbating, but then I realized she had to pee.”
A source close to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department told THEM Weekly that Ms. Hilton’s refusal to use the toilet in prison had led Sheriff Lee Baca, who is said to suffer from bashful bladder himself, to release her last week, against the judge’s orders, after she had served only three days of a twenty-three-day sentence. She was ordered to return to court the following day, however, and was dragged off kicking and screaming to finish the rest of her sentence.
Shortly after he had released Ms. Hilton, Sheriff Baca told reporters, “It isn't wise to keep a person in jail with her problem over an extended period of time and let the problem get worse. Believe me, her eyes hadn’t changed color because she took her contact lenses out."
Paris Hilton refuses to depend on Depends.
In a statement released through her attorney late last night, Ms. Hilton said, “I have been trying to use my time in jail to grow and reflect, but growth cannot occur if I have to live in fear of being exploited during my stay here.”
Although officials at the jail offered to provide Ms. Hilton with Depends, she rejected that idea.
“I tried them once after I peed myself in that taxi cab in Hawaii, but they made me look like I had camel toe.”
Late breaking news: Attorneys for Paris Hilton are hammering out the terms of an agreement with city officials regarding the compensation due Ms. Hilton should photos of her “making water or making chocolates” during her incarceration appear later on the Internet.
