title of web site: postcards from the pug bus
the alt-right's favorite satire site
image of an 8 ball Home   Ass Hats   Celebrities   Fashion   Lifestyle   Music   News   Politics   Religion   Sports   Technology   Our Staff   image of an 8 ball

Search This Site with Caitlyn
The World's First
Transgender Search Engine

Deplorably Speaking: A Righteous Blog
Herein your fearless editor in briefs, who was deplorable long before deplorable was a meme, holds forth, but seldom holds his tongue, on a variety of topics ranging from the politicalization of sports to the emasculation of male college students to the idiocies of third-wave feminism to the reasons for (and implications of) the sudden prominence of white-interest™ movements to whatever fickles his nancy. You can check in any time you like as long as you're prepared to get deplorable.
The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive. Visit The Grammar Prick

Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

The Pug Bus Interview
phil maggitti smoking a joint, isn't that shocking now?Smoke 'em if you got 'em, then enjoy the interviews nobody else has the balls to do. We're not just blowing smoke. Our fearless interviewer isn't afraid to stop totally at the surface.Read on.

Humor Feed Banner
image of a gun

Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.

Angelina Jolie Has Madonna with Child Syndrome
Aug 25, 2005 - 8:18
an image
HOLLYWOOD - Angelina Jolie's habit of never leaving home without at least one child in her arms or strapped to her person has finally attracted the attention of the mental health community. Writing in the current issue of TV Guide, Dr. Phil McGraw observed that Jolie is clearly suffering from a chronic case of Madonna with Child Syndrome (MCS).

"The poor woman has not appeared in public without a baby on board in a long time," wrote Dr. Phil. "Obviously there is some deep-seated psychological need driving her behavior. I find it highly significant that as soon as Ms. Jolie finally let her adopted son, Maddox, walk on his own at the advanced age of four years, she went and adopted an infant girl."

According to the Dictionary of Psychological Aberrations (Rolling Stone Press, 666 pps, $99.95), MCS is defined as "the need to have a young, dependent child in one's arms to act as a buffer against the real world."

MCS was first identified in the early fourteenth century, shortly after the appearance of Duccio di Buoninsegna's painting of the same name. As the painting became more famous, wealthy women not only began appearing in court with babies in their arms but also insisted on posing for similar portraits. The appearance of madonnae with children in paintings by Bellini (c.1450), Raphael (c.1503), Gentileschi (c.1609), and others attests to the prevalence of MCS.

an image
Dr. Phil's diagnosis was corroborated by George Clooney, one of Brad Pitt's homies.

"Brad has a real interest in Angelina, and there appears to be a genuine chemistry between them," said Clooney recently, "but he's not keen on sleeping with Angelina and her two kids in the same bed. He finds that a little strange, even by Hollywood standards. Besides, he'd like to have kids of his own someday, but in that crowd . . .."

Pitt isn't the only one affected by Jolie's MCS. Movie studios are increasingly cautious about hiring Jolie, despite her proven box office appeal, because they fear her MCS will make her an object of ridicule, as Tom Cruise's addiction to Scientology made him a public jackass.

The studios' fears may be well founded. On the latest episode of Real Time, comedian Bill Mahr referred to Jolie's children as "tattoo shields" and "substitutes for the vial of blood she used to wear on a chain around her neck."

Meanwhile, televangelist Pat Robertson called Jolie "the dupe of Third World baby factories." Robertson said he had never heard of MCS, but it was obvious that Jolie's behavior is an example of "White Woman Syndrome."

The Dictionary of Psychological Aberrations calls MCS "exceedingly difficult to treat." Among the standard treatments are mood elevators followed by a high colonic; anti-depressants followed by vodka martinis; and behavior displacement, i.e., carrying a ginormous hemp shoulder bag with a Chihuahua inside.

In other news, Courtney Love denied she is carrying the baby of Olivia Newton-John's boyfriend, Patrick Kim McDermott, who went missing on or shortly after a June 30 fishing trip off the coast of California.

More Articles by This Author

© The fine fucking print: The editorial content on this page is fictional. It is presented for satirical and/or entertainment purposes only. We cannot be held responsible for the actions of anyone who takes this sort of shit seriously. We also do not wish to be held responsible for any copyrighted material that sneaked onto this page when we weren't looking. If you can prove that anything on this page belongs rightfully to you, we will happily take it down and return the unused portion. No questions asked. Have a secular day.

The Gift of GAB
image of GAB avatarFuck those Twitter bitches. They banned all the cool kids like Milo, so all the cool kids are matriculating to GAB, where free spech matters.
Contact Us or Else
image of a beat up, rusty old mailboxHey, Skippy. Here's your big chance. Let us know what you think or if you think. You know you want to. Go ahead. We dare you. We might even print your stinking letter. Send email to Pug Bus Editor

Back by Unpopular Demand
image of phil maggitti standing next to a sign that reads last chance
Read any three articles, get the fourth one free!
Scarlett Johansson's Ass in AmEx Ad
Norton Internet Security Won't Let Customers Uninstall
Taylor Swift Opens Anal Bleaching Salons
NFL to Install 200 Gender-Appropriate Bathrooms for Super Bowl LI
Windows 10 Officially Labeled Malware by NCSA
Pippa Middleton's Ass Not All It's Cracked Up to Be

There's a Saint for That
image of a saint, name unknownThere's a saint for that, whatever "that" might be. Just click where it hurts you to find out which board-certified saint to call. Breast Implants, burn marks from the grill,, hemorrhoids, and more.

Shortcuts to Good Karma
yin-yang symbolShit happens, but good karma is no accident. You can appear worthy even when you're being a dick if you learn to avoid the mistakes that others have made.Read on.

Free the Music
wipe out the riaa printed on a roll of toilet paperStrike a blow for freedom. Download music on the down low today. You can't beat the price. Get the skinny at Zeropaid.

© Copyright 2005 by YourSite.com