You will have a strange dream in which you see a giant field of sunflowers in the distance. As you race toward the field in slow motion, you begin to hear a sound coming from the sunflowers. When you reach the field, you discover that the sunflowers have the faces of The Village People, and they're singing "YMCA."
Indiana Jones Movie Won’t Be Called The Colonoscopy of Doom
Sep 10, 2007, 11:49
HOLLYWOOD - The long-awaited new Indiana Jones movie will not be called Indiana Jones and the Colonoscopy of Doom, despite Harrison Ford’s stumping on behalf of that title.
Shia LaBeouf told reporters at the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas last night that the next installment in the popular Indiana Jones series will be called Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
“The security around the movie’s title has been tighter than a ten-year-old,” said Mr. LaBeouf.
Nevertheless, Them Weekly has learned the identity of the other titles that had been under consideration:
Raiders of the Lost Stool SoftenerIndiana Jones and the Priapism from HellIndiana Jones and the Assisted Living CrusadeIndiana Jones Oversleeps AgainIndiana Jones Finds Treasure in His DependsIndiana Jones and the Segway DisasterIndiana Jones and the Senior Citizen CruiseIndiana Jones and the Lost Grecian Formula.
In other news, Jack Nicholson is rumored to be in talks with UnitedArtists about a sequel to Easy Rider entitled Easy Does It.
As Mr. Nicholson's character in Easy Rider, alcoholic ACLU lawyer George Hanson, was killed in the original film, Mr. Nicholson will play his twin brother, Harry, in the sequel.
You will have a strange dream in which you see a giant field of sunflowers in the distance. As you race toward the field in slow motion, you begin to hear a sound coming from the sunflowers. When you reach the field, you discover that the sunflowers have the faces of The Village People, and they're singing "YMCA."
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