Tony Parker, Eva Longoria Deny He Went Back Door with Model
Dec 14, 2007, 11:38
SAN ANTONIO – San Antonio Spurs point guard, Tony Parker, and his bride of five months, Eva Longoria, deny that he ever went “back door” with French singer-actress-model Alexandra Paressant.
Ms. Paressant, 26, told reporters Wednesday that she had had a brief affair with Mr. Parker, 25. She also revealed that Mr. Parker likes to give the names of basketball plays to his favorite sexual activities.
“Tony is such a, how you say, jacque,” said Ms. Paressant. “When I meet him at his wedding in July, he tells me he wants to go back door on me. When I say I don’t know what that means, he offers to show me some time.”
Two months later, at the Park Hyatt Hotel in Paris, the 5’10” green-eyed beauty learned from Mr. Parker that “going back door” is a euphemism for anal sex.
“Ooooh, that Tony is such a, how you say, pénétrateur ,” exclaimed Ms. Paressant. “He can get his shot off anytime he wants.”
According to Ms. Paressant, Mr. Parker told her that his wife is “a cold, soggy crepe in bed. She don’t let him go back door with her. Besides, she don’t like sperm on her face because she thinks it causes acne. Mon dieu, if that is true, my face would look like, how you say, ‘a pizza.’”
Ms. Paressant, who lists Mr. Parker as one of her Myspace friends, claims they spent most of September in bed, going through the entire San Antonio Spurs playbook.
“Tony show me prick-and-roll, two-handed stuff, how to take a charge, and the pump fake; but believe me when Tony pumps, he isn’t faking. One night he even bring a friend and they show me a little two-on-one action.”
Mr. Parker and Ms Longoria reacted with predictable outrage at Ms. Paressant’s charges.
"These allegations are completely, 100 percent false and untrue," said Ms. Longoria on ESPN’s Pardon the Interruption yesterday. "Tony has his faults, like dribbling too much before he shoots, but I have no reason to believe he’s been taking it to the wrong hole.
“Besides, this is not the first time that woman has used an athlete to make headlines."
Indeed, Ms. Paressant has also claimed she had an affair with Brazilian football legend Ronaldinho during the World Cup in Germany.
“Ooooooh, that Ronaldinho is such a lover. He do things with his feet that most men can’t do with their tongues. When he show me what a header is, I go crazy and start shouting ‘goal.’”
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