Spring equinox with its balanced periods of darkness and light is a perilous time for the Ram, who prefers to mood-swing from yin to yang, Bartles to Jaymes, and feit to counterfeit. So if there's too much Joel Gray in your astral brew, reinforce with infusions of Camille Paglia; too much Wayne Newton, unleaven with tincture of Al Gore.
Chelsea Clinton Nixes Questions about Trojan Horse
Mar 27, 2008, 13:09
How much is that daughter in the window?
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Chelsea Clinton brings her girl-in-the-bubble tour to West Chester University this afternoon, and students have been warned that anyone who asks a question about the Trojan Horse on the Postcards from the Pug Bus compound nearby will be removed from the gathering by force if necessary and may face disciplinary action.
“We don’t like to temper free speech unless we have to,” said a member of the university’s student affairs office, “but we don’t want the kind of negative publicity Butler University got over that kid’s question.”
That kid—Butler student Evan Strange, 20, who works for the student newspaper, Dawgnet—asked Miss Clinton, 28, whether she thought the Lewinsky scandal had damaged her mother's credibility as a candidate. Miss Clinton told him petulantly that was none of his business.
Many people who have seen the Trojan Horse, which appeared mysteriously on the Pug Bus compound in the early hours of March 17, have said it bears a galloping resemblance to Miss Clinton, who has been pimping for her mother on college campuses across the country.
“I don’t want to beat a dead horse,” said Biff Scuzzy, special events correspondent for the Pug Bus, “but maybe she’s biased against anyone from a publication known as Dawgnet, after all, Rush Limbaugh did refer to Miss Clinton as the White House dog when she was thirteen. She might have learned to walk off lead in the meantime, but she sure as fuck hasn’t gotten any prettier.”
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't ask her questions.
Mr. Scuzzy’s crudeness might be forgiven in someone who was born with post traumatic stress disorder, but others less challenged are equally offended by Miss Clinton’s refusal to take questions from reporters. Recently she blew off a Cedar Rapids, Iowa, fourth grader and "kid reporter" for Scholastic News who merely asked if Miss Clinton thought her father “would be a good 'first man' in the White House."
How touchy is that? It’s not like the kid asked how Chelsea’s mommy’s going to like working in the same office where Monica Lewinsky hummed “Hail to the Chief” while sucking on an Altoid, among other things.
Spring equinox with its balanced periods of darkness and light is a perilous time for the Ram, who prefers to mood-swing from yin to yang, Bartles to Jaymes, and feit to counterfeit. So if there's too much Joel Gray in your astral brew, reinforce with infusions of Camille Paglia; too much Wayne Newton, unleaven with tincture of Al Gore.
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