Your Seldom Daily HoroscopeYour sun is in arrears and your moon is in contempt. Ordinarily this would mean that you should be incognito, but these are not ordinary times. The presence of the planet Dipthong in your literary house and the emergence of the Ringo star in your musical constellation point to the need for the bold initiative instead. Remember, the grand gesture is the prelude to grand success. Think large, live large, and-as Lane Bryant is my judge-large will be your shadow on the world's stage.
The Grammar PrickMeaner than a powdery, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive.
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