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Rosetta Stone Introduces Pig Latin Instructional Program
Nov 1, 2011, 16:02
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ARLINGTON, Vir. - Rosetta Stone®, the world's leading, computer-based, language-instruction company, released its Pig Latin package today. The ten-volume set is designed for business persons, government employees, fugitives, and tourists who plan to spend time in any country where Pig Latin is not the dominant language.

The thirty-fourth language available through Rosetta Stone®, Pig Latin is based on the company's total-immersion approach to language acquisition. This patented technique rejects old-fashioned methods that waste time on elements such as verb tenses and noun-adjective agreement, which actually interfere with learning a language. Consequently Rosetta Stone® users can learn Pig Latin with no more effort than they would expend shopping for books in the Kindle store.

According to Tim Stone®, CEO and co-founder of Rosetta Stone®, beta testers were impressed with the Pig Latin package. Gordon M. from Toronto wrote: "My wife and I went to Belize for a sales conference recently, and we were able to converse fluently in Pig Latin when we didn't want people to know what we were saying."

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