George Michael Advert Pulled by American Express

Your Daily Horoscope
(Ramp Accessible)

Through a rare but infrequent case of cross-mutation, your zip code and DNA will be transformed, and you will be seized with an overwhelming urge to open fire on your coworkers. By wetting your finger and pressing it onto an electric socket, you can transfer the effects of that mutation into an urge to dress like Lady GaGa.

Follow the Pug Bus on Twitter—or else.

Postcards from the Pug Bus, the book that inspired a website, is now available from Cedar Tree Books. Click here to read a sample chapter.

Sites for Sore Eyes
Antiwar.com
Glossy News
High Times
Humor Volcano
KarmaSutraNews
Mental Floss
Soulseek
Tao Te Ching
The Progressive
The Skunk.org
Unconfirmed Sources
Vaults of Erowid
WiTopia
Zeropaid

Strike a blow for freedom. Download music today.

George Michael Advert Pulled by American Express
Mar 1, 2006, 09:55

WEST CHESTER, Penna. - The George Michael advert that was scheduled to be included in the new American Express campaign has been pulled following Mr. Michael's latest brush with the law. The advert appeared briefly on the company's website early this morning. Thanks to the wonders of screen capture, Postcards from the Pug Bus is happy to present that advert to you.

George Michael: My Life, My Card.
My name: Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou.
Childhood ambition: to have a name I could spell.
Secret vice: all my vices are public.
Retreat: my Range Rover early in the morning.
Indulgence: pot, liquid Ecstasy, gyros.
Favorite music: Queen, Barbra Streisand, Jimmy Sommerville.
Fond memory: my trailer at the Freddy Mercury tribute.
Wildest dream: operating a rest stop on the New Jersey turnpike.
Perfect day: one in which I'm not arrested for anything.
Most embarrassing moment: I don't think I've had it yet.
Greatest fear: getting caught with my pants up.

My life is an open book.

My card is American Express.

top-of-page link top of page teensy, tiny image of stamped envelope e-mail this article teensy, tiny image of printer printer friendly page

© The fine print: the editorial content on this page is fictional. It is presented for entertainment purposes only. We cannot be held responsible for the actions of anyone who takes this sort of thing seriously.