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George Michael Advert Pulled by American Express
Mar 1, 2006, 09:55
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WEST CHESTER, Penna. - The George Michael advert that was scheduled to be included in the new American Express campaign has been pulled following Mr. Michael's latest brush with the law. The advert appeared briefly on the company's website early this morning. Thanks to the wonders of screen capture, Postcards from the Pug Bus is happy to present that advert to you.

George Michael: My Life, My Card.
My name: Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou.
Childhood ambition: to have a name I could spell.
Secret vice: all my vices are public.
Retreat: my Range Rover early in the morning.
Indulgence: pot, liquid Ecstasy, gyros.
Favorite music: Queen, Barbra Streisand, Jimmy Sommerville.
Fond memory: my trailer at the Freddy Mercury tribute.
Wildest dream: operating a rest stop on the New Jersey turnpike.
Perfect day: one in which I'm not arrested for anything.
Most embarrassing moment: I don't think I've had it yet.
Greatest fear: getting caught with my pants up.

My life is an open book.

My card is American Express.

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