Meet Our Illustrious Staff
We welcome our newest staff member, Ted Gay. Before meeting Ted or any other members of our illustrious staff, you must verify that you are at least thirteen years of age mentally if not emotionally. If you are able to click on the title of this article, we will assume you are of sufficient age to meet our staff members. Nevertheless, do not say you were not warned, and please do not approach them while they're eating.
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Jan 25, 2006, 09:33
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