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Now is the time to spread your wings, to wax extravagant, to wax that excess body hair, to use the high-price spread and the extra-wide spreader. Don't settle for mushrooms when truffles are available. Be bold, defy convention, defy the odds. Do not, however, attempt to defy gravity. She's not in a pleasant mood this time of year, and she's cranky in anticipation of the demands of increased holiday travel. If you keep it low and slow, you'll rise to new heights.



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A small but selective number of satire sites has demonstrated the exceedingly good taste required to enter into a link-exchange with the Pug Bus site. Unlike the comedian who said he would not want to belong to any club that would have him as a member, we are happy to be in such witty and pleasant company. More.
May 15, 2004, 13:33



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