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Recent Klaus Harmony Sightings Fuel Speculation
LONDON, ENGLAND - What is it about a dead genius which attracts such frenzied speculation? Examine the myths surrounding any icon and a conspiracy theory is never far away. Never was this more true than in the case of Klaus Harmony, the German maestro of erotik cinema or, as he is more popularly known, the “Mozart of Porn.”
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Mar 17, 2008, 10:45
RIAA Wants Record Labels to Limit Home CD Use
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) has fingered consumers who play CDs repeatedly as “the single greatest secret threat” to recording industry profits. The industry watchdog group is suggesting, therefore, that record labels take steps to limit the number of times a CD can be played in the home.
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Dec 12, 2007, 09:39
Clay Aiken Birthday Quiz, Exclusive
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Clay Aiken, who rode a second-place finish on American Idol and a don’t-ask-don’t-tell sexuality to fame, fortune, and speculation, is twenty-nine today. The artist formerly known as Clayton Holmes Grissom will spend the day counting his blessings with “a special friend or two.”
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Nov 30, 2007, 14:00
Amy Winehouse Cancels All Personal Hygiene Activities
LONDON – Singer Amy Winehouse, 24, has announced that she is canceling all personal hygiene activities—even down to having her beehive steam cleaned—until her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is released from London’s Pentonville prison.
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Nov 29, 2007, 10:35
Phish to Reunite for New Year’s Eve Gig in Dubai
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates – Phish, the once and future kings of the jam band court, will reunite for a three-day, seven-set New Year’s Eve celebration on a manmade island off the coast of Dubai, a spokesman for the group announced yesterday.
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Nov 14, 2007, 16:43
Blackwater, RIAA Join Forces to Combat Music Piracy
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Blackwater USA, the rogue security company accused of sport killing innocent civilians in Iraq, has agreed to provide “tactical enforcement capabilities” for the RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America).
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Oct 15, 2007, 13:35
Radio Station Urges Bruce Springsteen Fans to Burn His CDs
PHILADELPHIA – Classic-rock station WOLD in Philadelphia is urging Bruce Springsteen fans to meet in the station’s parking lot on City Line Avenue this Saturday at 10:00 a.m. and to bring their Springsteen CDs with them.
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Oct 7, 2007, 14:18
RIAA Sends Message to Native American Single Mothers of Two
DULUTH, Minn. – The RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) prevailed yesterday in its efforts to stamp out “copyright infringement” by Native American single mothers of two children.
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Oct 5, 2007, 15:31
Bruce Springsteen’s Hair Rocks Hartford
HARTFORD, Conn. – Bruce Springsteen’s hair kicked ass and took names at the Hartford Civic Center last night. Reunited with the E Street Band for the first time in five years, Mr. Springsteen’s hair launched its Magic tour with a twenty-three-song performance that recalled its glory days while demonstrating there’s still plenty of room left for growth.
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Oct 3, 2007, 15:54
Bono Challenges World Leaders to Save Board Games
MILPITAS, Calif. - Bono, U2's crusading frontman, has set himself his most ambitious and difficult task to date: rescuing board games from neglect and despair.
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Oct 1, 2007, 10:29
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