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 Now is the time to spread your wings, to wax extravagant, to wax that excess body hair, to use the high-price spread and the extra-wide spreader. Don't settle for mushrooms when truffles are available. Be bold, defy convention, defy the odds. Do not, however, attempt to defy gravity. She's not in a pleasant mood this time of year, and she's cranky in anticipation of the demands of increased holiday travel. If you keep it low and slow, you'll rise to new heights.
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Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton Discuss Sex in Jail
MACON CITY, Geo. - Making good on their pledge to help change the world, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and Paris Hilton held a panel discussion that airs on The Oprah Winfrey Show Tuesday November 20.
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Nov 18, 2007, 12:31
Hugh Grant, Richard Gere, Alec Baldwin Make Apologies
WEST CHESTER, Penna. - Now that Hugh Grant, Richard Gere, and Alec Baldwin find themselves in the uncomfortable position of having their dicks in a wringer because of their recent actions, they have begun shoveling out apologies in every direction, hoping to bury their misdeeds beneath a flurry of calculated contriteness.
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Apr 27, 2007, 08:48
Britney Spears, Mel Gibson, Dick Clark Top New Year's Wrap Up
LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears suffers from a rare form of narcolepsy. Mel Gibson to play Saddam Hussein in a low-budget indie flick. Dick Clark still talks funny. These are the top stories of the new year. What goes around keeps going around, but who's keeping score?
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Jan 2, 2007, 20:43
Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan Inspire Coveracooch Website
(REUTERS) - The frequent sightings of Britney Spears' Malibu triangle recently—following in the wake of similar exfoliated exposures by Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan—has led to the launching of a campaign by www.coveracooch.com, a website dedicated to the proposition that less is more in public displays of the pubic zone.
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Dec 1, 2006, 18:50
Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan in Witches of Eastwick
HOLLYWOOD - Viacom chairman, Sumner Redstone, is expected to announce early next week that Viacom subsidiary Paramount Pictures has signed Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan to star in a remake of the 1987 comedy-thriller The Witches of Eastwick.
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Nov 30, 2006, 07:49
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