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Deplorably Speaking: A Righteous Blog
Our deplorable editor in briefs holds forth on a variety of topics from the ruination of sports to the frog-marching of male college students to the idiocies of third-wave feminism to whatever.
The Grammar Prick

Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive. Visit The Grammar Prick


Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-


Free the Music
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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.

We Can't Breathe Either
Despite the volumes of smoke ringing the Pug Bus inside and out, we are chuffed to announce that the bus and its Photoshopped crip sticker are good to park anywhere they fucking well please for another few years.
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Jan 5, 2015 - 1:19


Postcards from the Pug Bus On Holiday
Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania's slowest-growing satire site, is going on holiday. We regret the inconvenience to our dozens of readers.
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Dec 1, 2013 - 12:16


Guido Barilla Announces New Regina Brand Pasta
Guido Barilla, chairman of the Barilla Group, the world's leading pasta manufacturer, announced yesterday that his company plans to introduce a "boutique" pasta line known as Regina early next year.
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Sep 28, 2013 - 10:46


Obama Unfriends Putin on Facebook, International Crisis Looms
The Pug Bus learned overnight that President Barack Obama has unfriended Russian president Vladimir Putin on Facebook in retaliation for Mr. Putin's offering temporary asylum to Edward Snowden. The news sent shock waves through the Facebook and international communities, triggering speculation of a return to Cold War status between the two nations.
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Aug 8, 2013 - 9:27


Edward Snowden Is Seriously Becoming a Diva
MOSCOW - Edward Snowden's diva-like demands are responsible for his remaining sequestered in the transit zone of Moscow's Sheremetyevo international airport. Mr. Snowden has been living in a Red Roof Inn executive suite there since arriving in Moscow from Hong Kong on July 23.
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Jul 12, 2013 - 2:11


Pippa Middleton's Ass Not All It's Cracked Up to Be
LONDON - In a recent study conducted by the National Centre for Social Research, nine out of ten Britons were unable to identify Pippa Middleton's ass in a mock police lineup. The 587 randomly selected individuals who took part in the study ranged in age from twenty-one to sixty-five.
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Jul 6, 2013 - 11:00




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The Gift of GAB
image of GAB avatarFuck those SJW bitches and you too, GoDaddy. We know who your daddy is, bitch. GAB is about to make a comeback. Can the South be far behind?


Back by Unpopular Demand
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Scarlett Johansson's Ass in AmEx Ad

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Contact Us or Else
image of a beat up, rusty old mailboxHey, Skippy. Here's your big chance. Let us know what you think or if you think. You know you want to. Go ahead. We dare you. We might even print your stinking letter. Send email to Pug Bus Editor


There's a Saint for That
image of a saint, name unknownThere's a saint for that, whatever "that" might be. Just click where it hurts you to find out which board-certified saint to call. Breast Implants, burn marks from the grill,, hemorrhoids, and more.


The Pug Bus Interview
phil maggitti smoking a joint, isn't that shocking now?Smoke 'em if you got 'em, then enjoy the interviews nobody else has the balls to do. We're not just blowing smoke. Our fearless interviewer isn't afraid to stop totally at the surface.Read on.


What Would Neitzsche Do?
image of F. NeitzscheForget Jesus H. Christ. Who gives a shit, besides Carson Wentz, what Jesus would do? If you want to survive in a postmodern world, ask yourself what would Neitzsche do.