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Dr. Phil Visits Jessica Sierra
TAMPA, Fla. – Jessica Sierra is the latest fly catcher to get a surprise visit from celebrity-train-wreck chaser Dr. Phil.
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Jan 9, 2008, 08:35
Mischa Barton Claims She Was Smoking Medical Marijuana
LOS ANGELES – Mischa Barton, arrested early yesterday morning on suspicion of drunk driving, told reporters when she was released from jail later in the day that the weed found in the vehicle she had been driving is medical marijuana.
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Dec 28, 2007, 11:38
Jamie Lynn Spears Home Pregnancy Test on eBay
BUMFUCH, La. – The Jamie Lynn Spears’ home pregnancy test that was run up the eBay flagpole on Wednesday might be run back down before it’s had a chance to spread its wings.
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Dec 21, 2007, 11:53
Brad Pitt, Katie Holmes, Keith Richards Birthday Quiz
WEST CHESTER, Penna. - Brad Pitt, Katie Holmes, and Keith Richards might seem to be strange birthday bedfellows at first, but as our exclusive quiz reveals, they could have more in common than the same birthday. Then again, they might not. Who gives a shit, anyway?
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Dec 17, 2007, 21:54
Porsche Denies Plans to Release Nikki Catsouras Model
ATLANTA – A spokesman for Porsche Cars North America denies that his company has “any plans whatsoever” to introduce a limited edition Nikki Catsouras 911 Carrera model.
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Dec 15, 2007, 14:49
Jennifer Love Hewitt Launches Fashion Line for Fat Women
LOS ANGELES – Jennifer Love Hewitt, whose ass has more wrinkles than Mick Jagger’s face, announced on her website yesterday that she’s launching a new line of clothing for oversize women.
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Dec 10, 2007, 10:18
Tre Cool, Judi Dench, John Malkovich Horoscopes
Today's birthdays (December 9): Drummer Tre Cool of Green Day is 35. Singer-game show host Donny Osmond is 50. Actor John Malkovich is 54. Actor Beau Bridges is 66. Actress Judi Dench is 73. Actor Kirk Douglas is 91. Film director-actor Walt Disney is dead.
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Dec 9, 2007, 14:54
Spam Condoms Make Great Christmas Stocking Stuffers
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Just in time for the Christmas season, Hormel Foods, makers of Spam, have added condoms to the ever-growing catalog of novelty gift items bearing the popular foodstuff's name.
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Nov 25, 2007, 13:14
Rachael Ray Sex Videos, the Director's Cuts, Available Friday
NEW YORK – The long-awaited director's cuts of the Rachael Ray sex videos, “Thirty-Minute Ménages” and “Rachael Ray for $40 a Day,” will be available this Friday. These never-before-released, artisanal creations, packaged in a black-truffle-scented, box-set edition, contain roughly sixty-nine minutes of additional, lip-smacking footage.
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Nov 21, 2007, 12:14
President Bush Will Pardon Thanksgiving Tofurky
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President George W. Bush will pardon the National Thanksgiving Tofurky in a ceremony to be televised tomorrow from the White House lawn.
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Nov 19, 2007, 11:06
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