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The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

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The Top Facts You Need to Know about Leasing a Car
Leasing a car is slowly and steadily becoming a popular option for many individuals in the UK because it offers an excellent alternative to buying a car and dealing with a hefty deposit, maintenance, depreciation, and so on. When you lease a car, you can easily do it, even if your credit rating isn’t so excellent. Also, when you lease a car, you can choose from a variety of makes and models which can ‘level up' your ride in more ways than one. But before you go ahead and lease a car, here are some top facts you need to know about the benefits, which car to choose, and more.
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San Francisco to Host Young Trannies Beauty Pageant
SAN FRANCISCO—On Valentine’s Day the Bay Area Gender Benders will host the first annual JonBenét Ramsey Young Trannies Beauty Pageant. Open to innocent children between the ages of four and eight, the Young Trannies pageant will feature talent, fancy dress, and self-defense competitions.
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Dec 31, 2016 - 10:25


Killer Kwanzaa App Suspected of Causing Computer Crashes
WEST CHESTER, PA—The Killer Kwanzaa app, offered free through the Black Lives Matter (BLM) website, is suspected of forcing its way onto the tablets, mobile phones, and computers of selected persons who visit the BLM site—whether they want the app or not.
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Dec 26, 2016 - 11:25


Facebook Presents the Twelve Genders of Christmas
WEST CHESTER, PA—Facebook is a festering boil on the right butt cheek of humanity, largely because Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg is a sushi-loving Nancy boy who squats to pee. Not content with giving Fuck Bookers forty-nine more gender choices (fifty-on) than they needed (two), Zipper Boy stuffed twenty additional gender choices up the alt-right's ass. We are, indeed, spoilt for choice. Lucky us.
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Dec 25, 2016 - 11:57


Gay Rights Group Slams Half-Time Engagement
CHICAGO—Born That Way, a militant, self-described “queer rights” group, condemned the recent engagement of two fellows named Michael and Jake at halftime of a Chicago Bulls home game. The stunt went down a treat with members of the OMG fainting-couch community.
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Dec 14, 2016 - 10:08


Consumer Reports Road Rage Survey for 2015
NEW YORK—According to Consumer Reports 2015 Road Rage Survey, the most likely road rage perpetrator this year was a male between thirty-five and fifty driving a blue, late-model BMW on a Tuesday afternoon at roughly 5:45. This is the second year in row that BMW is the road rage vehicular weapon of choice. Range Rover and Audi were once again second and third, while Lexus, up from seventh, and the Toyota Camry, up from ninth, round out the top five vehicles for raging against other machines. Blue, with a 37-percent saturation rate, replaced black as the color most favored by drivers in a vein-popping fury.
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Dec 31, 2015 - 9:40




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What Would Neitzsche Do?
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