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Six Things to Do in Your Crocs Before You Die
WEST CHESTER, Penna. - As Croc sightings continue to rise—Jack Nicholson was seen flaunting a light blue pair recently—it has become apparent that wearing Crocs is no longer its own reward, even if that puts you in the fashionable company of Chef Mario Batali, Matt Damon, Terri Hatcher, Al Pacino, and other celebrities.
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Jul 11, 2007, 08:58
Paris Hilton Rocks the Court in Soft New Look
LOS ANGELES – Paris Hilton was back in court yesterday, rocking a new look that promises to be the rage in Hollywood and all points trendy quicker than you can say “Rachel Zoe.”
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Jun 9, 2007, 09:48
Sharon Stone Is the New Face of Designer Vagina Craze
HOLLYWOOD - Sharon Stone is the new face of genitoplasty, the ultimate frontier in the deep netherworld of cosmetic surgery. Also known as “the designer coochie craze,” genitoplasty is aiming to grab Hollywood by the short and curlies, and the ageless Ms. Stone has hitched her baggage to its star.
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May 26, 2007, 03:22
Keith Richards Praises Hair Club for Men at Pirates Premiere
ANAHEIM, Calif. - Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards showed up last night for the world premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, but all he wanted to talk about was the Hair Club for Men.
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May 21, 2007, 12:11
Astronaut Lisa Nowak Boosts Depends Sales
HOUSTON - While charges of attempted kidnapping and attempting murder have just been brought against astronaut Lisa Nowak after her bizarre love-triangle attack of a co-worker’s girlfriend, there is a no reason to fear that this space vet is all wet.
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Feb 8, 2007, 13:31
Naomi Campbell Sentenced to Tour of Beauty
NEW YORK - After Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty this week to reckless assault in the third degree for injuring a former maid during an outburst of cell phone rage, it looked like bright orange jumpsuits and ankle bracelets where going to be all the rage come spring.
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Jan 19, 2007, 08:21
Charlton Heston Follows Indiana Jones and Rocky in Sequel
HOLLYWOOD - Look out Indiana Jones, better duck Rocky Balboa, time to Die Hard Bruce Willis. There's another Hollywood hero ready to break out of retirement and relive those glory days.
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Jan 5, 2007, 11:24
Donald Trump, Rosie O'Donnell Agree to Sit and Spin
NEW YORK - Just when there appeared to be no foreseeable let up in the Donald Trump-Rosie O’Donnell feuding frenzy, came a Christmas miracle shocker: the announcement that the terrible twosome would soon be staring in their own NBC sitcom.
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Dec 25, 2006, 07:57
Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn Blame Breakup on Name Calling
MALIBU - It's official. Despite months of speculation, a denial from Jennifer Aniston on Oprah, and a tabloid-suing Vince Vaughn, friends of The Break-Up duo insist that this twosome is irretrievably broke.
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Oct 24, 2006, 08:19
Katie Holmes Crazy Over Wedding Dress
LOS ANGELES - ttention Tomkat wedding watchers! Need new proof that Katie Holmes is more nutty over fiancé Tom Cruise than ever before? Celebratty Chatter has learned that the Batman Begins beauty has already picked out a dress that leaves no doubt Katie is just batty to be a bride and is looking for a chapel with a bell view.
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Oct 23, 2006, 06:07
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