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Deplorably Speaking: A Righteous Blog
Our deplorable editor in briefs holds forth on a variety of topics from the ruination of sports to the frog-marching of male college students to the idiocies of third-wave feminism to whatever.
The Grammar Prick

Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive. Visit The Grammar Prick


Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

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Free the Music
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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.

How to Improve Your Home’s Design Without Breaking the Bank
Most people often assume that home redesign requires a great deal of money to accomplish. While this isn’t wrong, it doesn’t necessarily mean that those on a budget have no hope of effectively improving and redesigning their home. While certain aspects would benefit from quality materials, you don’t necessarily have to treat every variable in the same way. For example, a mix of expensive and inexpensive choices can often create the same result as a home that has been designed with top dollar decisions.
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Nov 5, 2018 - 5:55


Neo-Nazi Richard B. Spencer to Grace GQ Cover
NEW YORK—Richard B. Spencer, who has been called the Golden Boy of the Alt-Right, will adorn the cover of GQ's February 2017 (Valentine Day) issue. The handsome, natty, and oh-so-controversial Mr. Spencer, who seeks to spread the gospel of white nationalism, is already spreading the gospel that "Neo-Nazis" are a far cry sartorially from their goose-stepping, jack-booted, Sieg-Heil-saluting forebears.
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Dec 4, 2016 - 10:40


Mike Ditka Is the New Face of Lane Bryant
CHICAGO—In a move certain to raise eyebrows if not hem lines, Lane Bryant is set to introduce former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka as the new face of plus-size women’s clothing at a press conference tomorrow. Although Lane Bryant CEO Charles McKee would neither confirm nor deny the report, a source close to Coach Ditka told the Pug Bus, “Mike has always been fond of a little cross dressing. He coached the entire 1985 season wearing a sports bra.”
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Jan 25, 2016 - 9:04


Beloved Fashion Icon Muammar el-Qaddafi Slain
MISURATA, Libya - From Milan to Miami, from Moscow to Macao, Hermes scarves are flying at half mast in memory of trend-setting fashion icon Muammar el-Qaddafi. The beloved haute couture trailblazer was slain yesterday in his hometown of Surt. He was sixty-nine, but in his heart he was still the twenty-seven-year-old stud muffin who took over the reins of fashion in Libya in 1969.
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Oct 21, 2011 - 12:48


Danica Patrick Wins at Daytona
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. - Danica Patrick, racing's most successful female driver, made history again yesterday by capturing another best-opposite-sex trophy, this time at the Daytona International Speedway. Ms. Patrick, whom many people know only as a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, finished sixth overall at the Lucas Oil Slick Mist 200 Daytona race.
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Feb 7, 2010 - 11:38


Paris Hilton Rocks the Court in Soft New Look
LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton was back in court yesterday, rocking a new look that promises to be the rage in Hollywood and all points trendy quicker than you can say "Rachel Zoe."
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Jun 9, 2007 - 9:48




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The Gift of GAB
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Back by Unpopular Demand
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Contact Us or Else
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There's a Saint for That
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The Pug Bus Interview
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What Would Neitzsche Do?
image of F. NeitzschelForget Jesus H. Christ. Who gives a shit, besides Carson Wentz, what Jesus would do? If you want to survive in a postmodern world, ask yourself what would Neitzsche do.


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