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You will have a strange dream in which you see a giant field of sunflowers in the distance. As you race toward the field in slow motion, you begin to hear a sound coming from the sunflowers. When you reach the field, you discover that the sunflowers have the faces of The Village People, and they're singing "YMCA."
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Toyota Recalling 250,000 Owners in the United States
NEW YORK - Concerned about the increasing rate of "irresponsible, negligent, and thoughtless behavior" exhibited by too many drivers, Toyota announced today that it is recalling 250,000 U.S. owners of RAV4, Corolla, Matrix, Avalon, Camry, Highlander, and Tundra models. More.
Feb 5, 2010, 10:16


Al Gore Claims Credit for Inventing the Toilet Cam
WEST CHESTER, Penna. - Former vice president Al Gore will tell the American Library Association’s (ALA) midwinter meeting in Boston next week that he invented the toilet cam. More.
Jan 8, 2010, 12:21


Scientists Clone Monkey from Courtney Love Cells
PORTLAND, Ore. – Researchers at Oregon Health and Science University have manipulated the DNA of skin cells obtained from Courtney Love to create monkey embryos from which stem cells were extracted three days later. More.
Nov 13, 2009, 10:48


Prostate Cancer Seen As Major Cause of Prostate Cancer Deaths
LONDON - A study has determined that men who are diagnosed with prostate cancer are nearly twenty-five times as likely to die from the disease as men who are prostate-cancer free. This conclusion was reached after a team of researchers had carefully recorded the causes of death of more than 300,000 men. More.
Oct 30, 2009, 09:22


Web Founder, Tim Berners-Lee, Finally Admits He Misspelled Worldwide
GENEVA – Tim Berners-Lee, the father of the world wide web, finally has admitted that he misspelling “worldwide” when he created the web twenty years ago. More.
Mar 15, 2009, 08:28


College Student Arrested for Stealing His Own Identity
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Li Ming, a graduate assistant in computer science at West Chester University, was arrested and charged with identity theft yesterday after trying to obtain a driver’s license under false pretenses. More.
Mar 8, 2009, 09:03


Microsoft Blames Hackers for Severance Pay Blunder
REDMOND, Wash. – A spokesperson for Microsoft blamed hackers for the company’s severance pay blunders, which resulted in some laid-off workers receiving too much severance pay while others received too little. More.
Feb 23, 2009, 10:29


Mobile Phone Virus Threatens United States
SAN FRANCISCO - Cabir, the first in-the-wild mobile phone virus discovered in the United States, is set to wreak havoc on the lives of teen-agers, SUV drivers, and text-messaging office workers across the land. More.
Mar 20, 2008, 11:11


Hackers Who Trashed RIAA Website Get Karma Windfall
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – The hackers who roughed up the RIAA’s website last weekend—removing virtually all its self-serving, dime-on-your-neighbor content—will enjoy a significant karmic windfall, said Sri Edward Boghaven, author of Instant Karma: How to Appear Worthy Even When You're Being a Total Dick. More.
Jan 23, 2008, 10:14


Angelina Jolie Computer Virus Poised to Strike
REDMOND, Wash. – The Angelina Jolie virus, a new and potentially smothering computer virus, is set to strike computers around the world on Friday. Popularly known as the Black Mother Widow (BMW) virus, this dangerous scourge is thought to be the work of an Amsterdam-
based group of hackers that calls itself Één meer Toke. More.
Dec 4, 2007, 12:35

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