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Mobile Phone Virus Threatens United States
SAN FRANCISCO - Cabir, the first in-the-wild mobile phone virus discovered in the United States, is set to wreak havoc on the lives of teen-agers, SUV drivers, and text-messaging office workers across the land.
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Mar 20, 2008, 11:11
Brad Pitt Unveils Pitt Stops, Automated Sperm Deposit Units
NEW ORLEANS –Brad Pitt announced that he will cut the ribbon today to celebrate the opening of the first in the eagerly awaited series of Pitt Stops®, automated sperm deposit units that, he claims, will hasten the rebuilding of New Orleans.
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Dec 27, 2007, 11:55
Angelina Jolie Computer Virus Poised to Strike
REDMOND, Wash. – The Angelina Jolie virus, a new and potentially smothering computer virus, is set to strike computers around the world on Friday. Popularly known as the Black Mother Widow (BMW) virus, this dangerous scourge is thought to be the work of an Amsterdam-
based group of hackers that calls itself Één meer Toke.
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Dec 4, 2007, 12:35
Scientists Clone Monkey from Courtney Love Cells
PORTLAND, Ore. – Researchers at Oregon Health and Science University have manipulated the DNA of skin cells obtained from Courtney Love to create monkey embryos from which stem cells were extracted three days later.
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Nov 15, 2007, 10:48
Local Man Arrested for Stealing His Own Identity
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Li Ming, a graduate assistant in computer science at West Chester University, was arrested and charged with identity theft yesterday after trying to obtain a driver’s license under false pretenses.
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Sep 6, 2007, 11:46
Rudy Giuliani Tops Wikipedia Self-Serving Edits
NEW YORK – Computers at the campaign headquarters of Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani were used to make fifteen changes to Mr. Giuliani’s Wikipedia page last week, earning America’s Mayor the Virgil Griffith award for the period ending August 18.
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Aug 19, 2007, 09:19
Microsoft Acquires Open Source Christian Software
REDMOND, Wash. - Microsoft’s co-founder Bill Gates announced yesterday that his company had acquired Endtimes! Software, the leading Christian software producer in Alabama.
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Jun 6, 2007, 11:33
Prostate Cancer Seen As Major Cause of Prostate Cancer Deaths
LONDON - A study has determined that men who are diagnosed with prostate cancer are nearly twenty-five times as likely to die from the disease as men who are prostate-cancer free. This conclusion was reached after a team of researchers had carefully recorded the causes of death of more than 300,000 men.
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May 16, 2007, 09:22
Microsoft to Begin Shipping Windows Linux Ubuntu
REDMOND, Wash. - Software giant Microsoft announced yesterday that it will begin shipping its newest operating system, Windows Linux Ubuntu, by the end of this month. Computers sold with this free, open-source operating system pre-installed will cost, on average, $149.95 fewer than computers sold with Windows Vista Service Pack 9 pre-installed.
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May 3, 2007, 09:39
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