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Our deplorable editor in briefs holds forth on a variety of topics from the ruination of sports to the frog-marching of male college students to the idiocies of third-wave feminism to whatever.
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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.

Trump Praises Pug Bus for Official English Policy
NEW YORK—President-elect Donald Trump said yesterday that he wants to see English become the official language in all fifty states. Currently English is the official language in thirty-two states, which require that state government business be conducted in English.
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Dec 28, 2016 - 8:18


Michael Moore Urges Simultaneous Toilet Flush on Inauguration Day
FLINT, MI—In his ongoing quest to delegitimize Donald Trump’s presidency, Michael Moore is now urging Americans to flush their toilets en masse when Mr. Trump takes the oath of office on inauguration day
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Dec 24, 2016 - 9:03


God Says He Never Saw This Election Coming
The Lord God Almighty—King of Kings, Giver of All Gifts, Father of All Fathers, and Keeper of the Most Holy Restroom Key—admitted today that he “never saw this election coming.” Speaking exclusively to Postcards from the Pug Bus as part of his atheist outreach program, The Big Fella shook his leonine head slowly and continued, “I saw Brexit coming, I predicted the immigration mess in Europe, and I’ve called the last six Dancing with the Stars winners and runners up, but Mr. Trump?
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Dec 16, 2016 - 10:16


How Well Do You Know the Alt-Right?
WEST CHESTER, PA—Like it or not, and the Pug Bus decidedly likes it, we live in the glorious dawn of the era of the alt-right: short-back-and-sides haircuts, Breitbart hoodies, Dr. Martens footwear, a rediscovered fondness for Nietzsche, a spike in the sales of German kitsch, and 89.5 million Google hits in a 0.43-second “alt-right” search.
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Dec 12, 2016 - 6:41


Huffington Post Scribbler Sets New Highs for Virtue Signaling
The Left Coast—Huffington Post scribbler Cole Delbyck has vowed never to watch Last Tango in Paris again. He put on his big-boy pants and proudly announced his resolve in a mawkish exercise in virtue signaling entitled, “That Famous Rape Scene In ‘Last Tango in Paris’ Was In Fact Not Consensual, Director Says.” In this exercise Mr. Delbyck declares in the first-person pompous, “We’ll never watch this film again.” What a twat.
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Dec 5, 2016 - 11:24


Gennifer Flowers Vows to Go Commando at First Debate
NEW YORK—Gennifer Flowers, one-time cum-dumpster for then governor of Arkansas, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, says she will “go commando” at Monday night’s first presidential debate. Ms. Flowers, an “entertainment industry consultant and advocate for women’s rights,” was invited to the debate by Republican candidate Donald Trump.
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Sep 25, 2016 - 11:31




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