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Britney Spears Not Working, Hillary Clinton Calls for Withdrawal
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Britney Spears is not working, says Democratic presidential frontrunner, Hillary Clinton, and its time to withdraw support for the fallen pop star, no matter what General David Petraeus says.
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Sep 12, 2007, 11:57
Larry Craig Hires Michael Vick’s Lawyer to Beat Cockfighting Charges
BOISE, Idaho – Embattled Senator Larry Craig (R-Teahouse) has retained Michael Vick’s attorney Billy Martin to represent him in a fight to clear his name and to regain his seat in the Senate.
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Sep 5, 2007, 10:22
Larry Craig Wants Toilet Cams in Airport Restrooms
BOISE, Idaho – Embattled Senator Larry Craig says he plans to introduce legislation in Congress that will mandate the placement of toilet cams in all airport restrooms. In fact, the senator said in a press release yesterday, “I plan to make toilet cam legislation the centerpiece of my reelection campaign.”
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Aug 31, 2007, 09:00
Senator Craig: I Am Not Gay, I Just Act Gay in Restrooms
BOISE, Idaho – Senator Larry Craig assured his constituents, his god, and his family yesterday that he is not gay, but he does suffer from Gayrette’s Syndrome, “an unfortunate tendency” to behave gay in public restrooms.
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Aug 29, 2007, 08:29
Al Gore Believes Son’s Arrest Will Launch Dynasty
MEMPHIS, Tenn. - Former Vice President Al Gore announced today that he believes the guilty plea entered by his son, Al III, yesterday is the kick-start the Gore family needs to become an American political dynasty like the Bushes and the Kennedys.
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Jul 31, 2007, 09:10
David Vitter Returns to the Senate This Week
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Louisiana Senator David Vitter, who has been in seclusion since he acknowledged one week ago that his name was linked to phone records of Deborah Jean Palfrey, the D.C. madam, will soon return to Washington for votes in the Senate, his office confirmed Sunday.
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Jul 16, 2007, 09:52
Sopranos Ending Debated by Republican Presidential Candidates
QUEENS, N.Y. – The ending of “Made in America,” the final episode of The Sopranos, was the sole topic of discussion last night at a debate among the Republican presidential candidates.
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Jun 14, 2007, 08:22
Immigration Rallies Marred by Disappointing Flag Sales
DENVER - Immigration rallies held across the United States yesterday failed to attract the large crowds that marked last year's events or to generate the healthy sales of American flags seen last year.
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May 2, 2007, 09:17
Alec Baldwin Heads DC Madam's Client List
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Choleric actor Alec Baldwin heads the list of DC Madam, Deborah Jeane Palfrey's, clients. This according to a source at ABC News, which plans to have Barbara Walters and Rosie O'Donnell read every name on the 10,000-name list on a special, three-hour edition of The View this Friday.
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May 1, 2007, 08:27
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