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What’s Up Britney Spears’ Ass?
LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears recently enrolled in a six-month trial membership at the Muddy River High Colonic Institute in Beverly Hills.
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Mar 29, 2008, 10:54
Paul McCartney Has Sticker Shock Following Divorce
LONDON - Friends of ex-Beatle Paul McCartney, 65, report that he is “near fucking suicidal” over the terms of his divorce settlement with former wife number two, Heather Mills, 40.
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Mar 19, 2008, 08:35
Britney Spears Released from Hospital After Son Takes Her Hostage
LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears was released from the hospital Saturday, a little more than twenty-four hours after being admitted. The beloved pop star had been rushed to Cedars Sinai Medical Center following a tense night in which she had been held hostage in her home by her football-headed son, Jayden James.
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Jan 6, 2008, 09:35
Britney Spears Is the Antichrist for Real
LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears warned us last year in words as plain as the three 6’s scrawled with a black magic marker on her shaven head: “I am the Antichrist.” As though to underscore her claim, Ms. Spears ran around stark raving naked in rehab, scrawling misspelled obscenities on the walls with her own feces.
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Jan 4, 2008, 16:41
Will Smith Denounced by JDL for Saying Hitler Was Probably Human
LOS ANGELES – Actor, rapper, and Tom Cruise butt buddy Will Smith got royally tarred and feathered by the JDL (Jewish Defense League) for advancing the theory that Adolph Hitler, despite his record, may have been human.
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Dec 26, 2007, 11:00
Jamie Lynn Spears Gets Pregnant as Surrogate for Britney
BUMFUCH, La. – Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, is knocked up higher than her no-account big sister on a three-day, Little Debbies-and-Red Bull binge; yet no one in the Spears family acts as if there’s anything unusual about this event—or about the fact that the putative father of this unfortunate git is nineteen years old.
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Dec 19, 2007, 10:19
Britney Spears Hires Illegal Alien Frappuccino Caddy
MALIBU – Britney Spears has hired a full-time Frappuccino caddy in an effort to convince California child welfare authorities that she is serious about regaining custody of her sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1.
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Dec 16, 2007, 13:26
Britney Spears Hires Frappuccino Holder in Custody Ploy
MALIBU – Britney Spears has hired a full-time Frappuccino caddy in an effort to convince California child welfare authorities that she is serious about regaining custody of her sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1.
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Dec 16, 2007, 13:05
Jessica Sierra Sex Tape Shot in Motel 6, Exclusive
LAKELAND, Fla. - The Jessica Sierra sex tape, about to hit the Internet like a thousand pair of soiled panties flung against a wall, was shot in a Motel 6 in Florida, a source as close as anyone wants to get to the “singer” has revealed.
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Dec 8, 2007, 09:12
Jessica Sierra First American Idol Sex Video Star
LOS ANGELES – Jessica Sierra, who shot to fame as the third contestant eliminated from American Idol 2005, has been a busy little beaver in the meantime.
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Dec 7, 2007, 14:22
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