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Our deplorable editor in briefs holds forth on a variety of topics from the ruination of sports to the frog-marching of male college students to the idiocies of third-wave feminism to whatever.
The Grammar Prick

Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick, the alt-right's official Minister of Grammar, will split your head if you split an infinitive. Visit The Grammar Prick


Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards proves that if life sends you iron-willed dogs, you might as well make irony.
Sample chapters . . . 1 2


Free the Music
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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.

Nicole Kidman Attacks Paparazzo in Sidewalk Rage
Nicole Kidman viciously attacked a paparazzo nearly half her height in New York City yesterday afternoon. The incident, which New York police have called an incident of sidewalk rage, occurred in front of the Carlyle Hotel.
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Sep 13, 2013 - 10:45


Celebrities Who No Longer Celebrate Their Birthdays on 9/11
Today as we pause to remember the tragedy that befell this nation twelve years ago, we also pause to remember the living who no longer pause to remember their birthdays on this dark and solemn date. Their sacrifice, though seemingly inconsequential, is nonetheless heartfelt.
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Sep 11, 2013 - 10:07


Ashton Kutcher Looking for Older Woman
HOLLYWOOD - The young clam that Ashton Kutcher allegedly shucked on his sixth wedding anniversary last weekend was just a beard, a decoy meant to throw inquiring minds off the scent of the woman he really craves: a woman of a certain age. In Mr. Kutcher's case, that age appears to be north of sixty.
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Oct 1, 2011 - 8:53


Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Mounting Remake of Don Quixote
HOLLYWOOD - In conjunction with what would have been Miguel de Cervantes' 464th birthday, Tom Cruise has scheduled a press conference for this afternoon. Sources close to Mr. Cruise claim he will announce that work will begin soon on a major project—turning Miguel de Cervantes' Don Quixote into an action movie.
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Sep 29, 2011 - 3:36


Scarlett Johansson's Ass to Star in American Express Ad
NEW YORK - Scarlett Johansson's ass and American Express: the perfect fit. Ms. Johansson never leaves home without them.
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Sep 17, 2011 - 12:03


Gwyneth Paltrow Talks Breast Correction Surgery at U.N.
NEW YORK - Gwyneth Paltrow is scheduled to take her campaign for breast-correction surgery to the United Nations next week. There the maven of GOOP will address the U.N.'s Committee on the Elimination of Discrimination against Women. She is expected to announce her plans to raise money to provide free corrective surgery for women in Third World countries who have suffered "the heartbreaking physical effects" of breast-feeding their children.
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Aug 24, 2011 - 12:38




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The Gift of GAB
image of GAB avatarFuck those SJW bitches and you too, GoDaddy. We know who your daddy is, bitch. GAB is about to make a comeback. Can the South be far behind?


Back by Unpopular Demand
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Scarlett Johansson's Ass in AmEx Ad
Trump Praises Pug Bus for Official English Policy
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Contact Us or Else
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There's a Saint for That
image of a saint, name unknownThere's a saint for that, whatever "that" might be. Just click where it hurts you to find out which board-certified saint to call. Breast Implants, burn marks from the grill,, hemorrhoids, and more.


The Pug Bus Interview
phil maggitti smoking a joint, isn't that shocking now?Smoke 'em if you got 'em, then enjoy the interviews nobody else has the balls to do. We're not just blowing smoke. Our fearless interviewer isn't afraid to stop totally at the surface.Read on.


What Would Neitzsche Do?
image of F. NeitzscheForget Jesus H. Christ. Who gives a shit, besides Carson Wentz, what Jesus would do? If you want to survive in a postmodern world, ask yourself what would Neitzsche do.