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Clinton and Obama Agree to Bury Hatchet in One Another
NEW YORK - Both New York Senator Hilary Clinton and Illinois Senator Barack Obama have agreed to stop trading barbs over her likability and inexperience to lead and Obama’s drug use and the ineffectiveness of African Americans in bringing civil rights to their people.
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Jan 18, 2008, 11:17
Hillary Clinton Vows to Court Biracial Vote in New Hampshire
CORNISH, N.H. – Hillary Clinton told customers at a local diner this morning that she regrets not being “more aggressive” in courting the biracial vote during the year-and-a-half run up to the Iowa presidential caucuses.
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Jan 5, 2008, 09:15
Hillary Clinton Removes Bra During Iowa Church Service
WATERLOO, Iowa - Hillary Clinton threw down the gauntlet and her red-white-and-blue bra at the Mt. Carmel Missionary Baptist Church in Waterloo yesterday, enlivening an otherwise a vapid campaign appearance.
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Dec 24, 2007, 09:31
Hillary Clinton Launches Cosmetics Line in Effort to Save Campaign
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hillary Clinton has elected to move up the debut of her cosmetics line in hopes of gaining separation from presidential rivals Barack Obama and John Edwards in time for the Iowa and New Hampshire primaries.
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Dec 13, 2007, 12:06
Wolf Blitzer Found Beaten After Presidential Debate
LAS VEGAS – CNN veteran newsman Wolf Blitzer was found bloody, naked, and unconscious in his dressing room last night following the Democratic presidential candidates’ debate at the University of Nevada.
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Nov 16, 2007, 13:57
Rudy Giuliani Proposes Moving Kwanzaa to New Time Slot
NEW YORK – Rudy Giuliani may have skipped the GOP presidential debate at historically black Morgan State University last night, but his absence does not mean he won’t take African American issues seriously, a Giuliani spokesman said today.
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Sep 28, 2007, 11:23
Hillary Clinton Mulls Whores’ Support
LOS ANGELES - With the announcement that former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss has thrown her support behind Hilary Clinton’s campaign for president, the former first lady has to decide whether to acknowledge the support of all the women who slept with her husband during his presidency.
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Aug 21, 2007, 10:42
Hillary Clinton Regrets Not Regretting War Authorization Vote
DES MOINES, Iowa - Hillary Clinton dropped a nuance at last night’s presidential debate at Drake University when she told the audience that she now regrets having said she did not regret her Iraqi war authorization vote.
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Aug 20, 2007, 10:13
Mitt Romney Well on His Way to Becoming Straw Nominee
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. – Former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney took another giant step toward capturing the Republican straw presidential nomination yesterday when he swooped off with more than 40 percent of the votes cast in Illinois' influential state fair straw vote.
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Aug 17, 2007, 10:29
Mitt Romney’s Campaign Winnebago Hits Pothole
MULESHOE, Texas - The Mitt Romney campaign Winnebago hit a pothole yesterday when the former Massachusetts governor, who estimates his personal fortune at more than $250 million, told conservative radio talk-show host Sean Hannity that he (Romney) was able to buy the Iowa straw poll for “pocket change.”
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Aug 15, 2007, 09:48
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