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John McCain Blows Face Off in Final Debate
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Facial tics told the tale during last night’s third and final presidential debate between senators Barack Obama and John McCain. More precisely, Senator McCain’s face betrayed a variety of emotions and hidden personae, all struggling in vain to stay hidden.
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Oct 16, 2008, 13:03
Meet Joe the Plumber
TOLEDO, Ohio - Someone named Joe the Plumber was mentioned nearly two dozen times in last night's third and final presidential debate between Barack Obama and John McCain.
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Oct 16, 2008, 08:22
John McCain Dumps Sarah Palin for Her Pregnant Daughter, Bristol
WASILLA, Ak. -- In a last-ditch effort to appeal to the coveted base of evangelical voters, the McCain campaign has replaced vice-presidential running mate, Sarah Palin, with her daughter and pregnant teen, Bristol.
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Oct 15, 2008, 11:16
John McCain Vows to Pardon O.J. Simpson
SEDONA, Arizona – Republican presidential nominee John McCain said yesterday that if he is elected, he will “reach across the aisle to my friends in the colored community” by pardoning O.J. Simpson.
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Oct 7, 2008, 10:13
Sarah Palin Suspends Campaign, Cancels Debate
SEDONA, Arizona – Republican vice presidential nominee, Sarah Palin, announced last night that “because of this darn economic thing and, you know, all kinds of other crazy stuff goin’ on,” she is suspending her campaign immediately—and bowing out of tomorrow night’s debate with Joe Biden—to return to Alaska, “for breast awareness month.”
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Oct 1, 2008, 11:17
Obama Gets Down to Connect with Voters
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In preparation for the upcoming presidential primaries in Oregon and Kentucky, Barack Obama made appearances at local sports venues in those states in an attempt to shed his elitist image and to appeal to the common man.
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May 11, 2008, 09:34
Chelsea Clinton Nixes Questions about Trojan Horse
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Chelsea Clinton brings her girl-in-the-bubble tour to West Chester University this afternoon, and students have been warned that anyone who asks a question about the Trojan Horse on the Postcards from the Pug Bus compound nearby will be removed from the gathering by force if necessary and may face disciplinary action.
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Mar 27, 2008, 13:09
Chelsea Clinton Denies Posing for Mysterious Sculpture
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Former first child Chelsea Clinton denies she was the inspiration for a mysterious sculpture that appeared recently at the compound of Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s leading satire website.
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Mar 20, 2008, 12:07
Clinton and Obama Agree to Bury Hatchet in One Another
NEW YORK - Both New York Senator Hilary Clinton and Illinois Senator Barack Obama have agreed to stop trading barbs over her likability and inexperience to lead and Obama’s drug use and the ineffectiveness of African Americans in bringing civil rights to their people.
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Jan 18, 2008, 11:17
Hillary Clinton Vows to Court Biracial Vote in New Hampshire
CORNISH, N.H. – Hillary Clinton told customers at a local diner this morning that she regrets not being “more aggressive” in courting the biracial vote during the year-and-a-half run up to the Iowa presidential caucuses.
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Jan 5, 2008, 09:15
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