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Hillary’s Gal Pal Elton Is Buttheadf of the Week
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Hillary Clinton’s gal pal Elton John is the latest recipient of the Postcards from the Pug Bus BUtthead of the Week award.
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Apr 11, 2008, 06:26
Michael Vick Homies Win Butthead of the Week Award
NEW YORK – While Michael Vick sits in jail trying to master the intricacies of checkers and the ins and outs of prison dating etiquette, he will surely take comfort in knowing that five of his most loyal homies have won the Butthead of the Week Award.
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Dec 18, 2007, 11:32
Ellen DeGeneres Wins Butthead Award for Dog Speech
LOS ANGELES - Ellen DeGeneres is the newest winner of the Postcards from the Pug Bus butthead award. Ms. DeGeneres, 49, copped the prestigious award for using the bully pulpit of her television chat show to put a self-serving spin on her disregard of an agreement she had signed with a pet rescue agency.
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Oct 17, 2007, 12:40
Steve Irwin, Brad Pitt, George Bush Get First Buthead Awards
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Steve Irwin, famously known as the crocodile hunter; Brad Pitt, better known as Angelina Jolie’s bitch; and George W. Bush, often known as “numbnuts,” are the winners of the Postcards from the Pug Bus first butthead awards. Ordinarily there will be only one butthead award per customer, but this time we were spoilt for choice.
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Sep 4, 2007, 07:29
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