Postcards from the Pug Bus

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Now is the time to spread your wings, to wax extravagant, to wax that excess body hair, to use the high-price spread and the extra-wide spreader. Don't settle for mushrooms when truffles are available. Be bold, defy convention, defy the odds. Do not, however, attempt to defy gravity. She's not in a pleasant mood this time of year, and she's cranky in anticipation of the demands of increased holiday travel. If you keep it low and slow, you'll rise to new heights.

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Postcards from the Pug Bus, the book that inspired a website, is now available from Cedar Tree Books. Click here to read a sample chapter.

Hillary�s Bitch Elton Is Asshat of the Week

WEST CHESTER, Penna. � Hillary Clinton�s bitch Elton John is the latest recipient of the Postcards from the Pug Bus Asshat of the Week award. More.
Apr 11, 2008, 06:26

Michael Vick Homies Win NFL�s Asshat of the Week Award

NEW YORK � While Michael Vick sits in jail trying to master the intricacies of checkers and the ins and outs of prison dating etiquette, he will surely take comfort in knowing that five of his most loyal homies have won the NFL�s Asshat of the Week Award. More.
Dec 18, 2007, 11:32

Ellen DeGeneres Wins Asshat Award for Dog Speech

LOS ANGELES - Ellen DeGeneres is the newest winner of the Postcards from the Pug Bus asshat award. Ms. DeGeneres, 49, copped the prestigious award for using the bully pulpit of her television chat show to put a self-serving spin on her disregard of an agreement she had signed with a pet rescue agency. More.
Oct 17, 2007, 12:40

Steve Irwin, Brad Pitt, George Bush Get First Asshat Awards

WEST CHESTER, Penna. � Steve Irwin, famously known as the crocodile hunter; Brad Pitt, better known as Angelina Jolie�s bitch; and George W. Bush, often known as �numbnuts,� are the winners of the Postcards from the Pug Bus first asshat awards. Ordinarily there will be only one asshat award per customer, but this time we were spoilt for choice. More.
Sep 4, 2007, 07:29

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