Pope Benedict Will Visit West Chester, Pennsylvania
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Pope Benedict XVI will visit West Chester, Pennsylvania, Wednesday evening, a member of the pope’s entourage has confirmed.
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Apr 14, 2008, 12:59
Chelsea Clinton Nixes Questions about Trojan Horse
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Chelsea Clinton brings her girl-in-the-bubble tour to West Chester University this afternoon, and students have been warned that anyone who asks a question about the Trojan Horse on the Postcards from the Pug Bus compound nearby will be removed from the gathering by force if necessary and may face disciplinary action.
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Mar 27, 2008, 13:09
Starbucks to Open First Port-o-Cup Outlet
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – The Starbucks corporation announced yesterday that it will open it’s first Port-o-Cup™ outlet in West Chester, Pennsylvania, on the Postcards from the Pug Bus compound, where a mysterious horselike sculpture appeared recently.
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Mar 23, 2008, 12:17
Chelsea Clinton Denies Posing for Mysterious Sculpture
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Former first child Chelsea Clinton denies she was the inspiration for a mysterious sculpture that appeared recently at the compound of Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s leading satire website.
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Mar 20, 2008, 12:07
Paul McCartney, Iraq War, Mystery Sculpture Top News Headlines
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Paul McCartney is rid of Heather Mills and $49.8 million; the War in Iraq is five years old and isn’t toilet trained yet; the Houston Rockets winning streak blew up in their hands; but the big news today is the appearance of a mystery sculpture on the Postcards from the Pug Bus compound near West Chester, Pennsylvania.
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Mar 19, 2008, 17:19
Paul McCartney, Iraq War, Mystery Sculpture Top News Headlines
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Paul McCartney is rid of Heather Mills; the War in Iraq is five years old; the Houston Rockets winning streak is history; but the big news today is the appearance of a mystery sculpture on the Postcards from the Pug Bus compound near West Chester, Pennsylvania.
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Mar 19, 2008, 12:54
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