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Deplorably Speaking: A Righteous Blog
Herein your fearless editor in briefs, who was deplorable long before deplorable was a meme, holds forth, but seldom holds his tongue, on a variety of topics ranging from the politicalization of sports to the emasculation of male college students to the idiocies of third-wave feminism to the reasons for (and implications of) the sudden prominence of white-interest™ movements to whatever fickles his nancy. You can check in any time you like as long as you're prepared to get deplorable.
The Grammar Prick

Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick, the alt-right's official Minister of Grammar, will split your head if you split an infinitive. Visit The Grammar Prick


Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

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Free the Music
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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.

The Grammar Prick Gets All Up in Thug Kitchen’s Ass
Today, boys and girls, we are going to depart from our usual custom of calling out the shitwads who ignore conventional norms of usage. No brickbats for the boneheads who confuse adoptive and adopted; no crucifying the clodhoppers who don’t know that irregardless is an irregular construction; not a single drop of disdain for the dickheads who think alot is one word. We are here instead to worship at the profane altar of Thug Kitchen, a website, two cookbooks, and a way of life whose motto is “Eat like you give a fuck.”
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Sep 29, 2015 - 10:16


You Are All Charlie Hebdo, Warns the Grammar Prick
That was some strange shit that went down in Paris yesterday, wasn't it, boys and girls? Couple of Muslim thugs and their butt boy killing all those people in the Charlie Hebdo magazine office over a few cartoons that took the piss out of the prophet Muhammad.
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Jan 8, 2015 - 2:11


The Grammar Prick Says Leave God Out of It
While the Grammar Prick was watching a football game on television recently, an announcer declared, "Quarterbacks like Peyton Manning are a godsend." What is wrong with that statement, boys and girls?
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Oct 30, 2013 - 10:50


The Grammar Prick Sticks It to Alanis Morissette
WEST CHESTER, Penna. - When President Obama said that America had been "lazy" for the past few decades, he was talking about our national language scandal. Americans, the president said, are too lazy to search for the home run utterance; they settle instead for a cheap single up the middle; and that, boys and girls, is why the word ironic has been bastardized beyond recognition.
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Nov 30, 2011 - 10:04


The Grammar Prick Fingers Three Who Misused Begs the Question
WEST CHESTER, Penna, - Hello, boys and girls. The Grammar Prick has a treat for you today. Instead of our regular quiz designed to irritate you and to undermine your confidence in your "language arts skills," we're going to present our first Helmet Head® awards, which are designed to irritate "professionals" whose "language arts skills" have already been undermined.
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Oct 30, 2011 - 10:21


The Grammar Prick Sticks It to The Neosecularist and ESPN
WEST CHESTER, Penna. - While navigating the backwaters of the internet yesterday, I nearly ran aground on a website entitled The Neosecularist. What brought me up startled was this sentence: "There is some graphic descriptions of abortion procedures in this column."
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Oct 19, 2011 - 12:54




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Catmando, the Star-Crossed Seer
image of gun with one bullet left in the chamber Gemstones, colors, fish entrails, and power phrases are not the only astrological influences guiding our destinies. In fact, the vehicles we drive are the engines that really drive our happiness. If you’ve been spinning your wheels on life’s limited-access highway, perhaps it’s because you’re behind the wheel of the wrong kind of machine. Catmando’s First Annual New and Used Carma Guide will help you get your rear in gear and keep your peddle to the mental.
Sagittarius (11/22 - 12/21):Your recent conversion to a holistic, centered lifestyle—which you made without sacrificing your puckish sense of humor—demands nothing less than the entrance than can only be made from a Steve Urkel electric car. Practice saying “Did I do that?” as you get out of your Urkelmobile after parking in your neighbor’s flower bed.
Capricorn (12/22 - 1/19): Your flair for the unconventional cries out for a Corvair. Like this classic auto, you have often been said to be unsafe at any speed. If you want to show all those front-engine fogies that big brother isn’t going to tell you what to drive, get a ‘63 Corvair with a “Ralph Who?” bumper sticker.
Aquarius (1/20 - 2/18): Unlike the rest of America, which missed the point about the Edsel, you have always appreciated its subtlety and daring. Now’s the time to come out of the automotive closet. Get the Edsel that Aunt Bee left you out of storage and, with the radio blasting “Born to Be Wild,” head out on the highway.
Pisces (2/19 - 3/20): The Sportsman’s Motor Condo with hot tub, patio, observation deck and autopilot is the one vehicle that can accommodate your muddled sense of direction, fondness for strong drink, and phobia about sleeping in strange beds. Don’t leave home without one.
Aries (3/21 - 4/19): The Humvee, with its tanklike construction, plush interior and military bearing, is just the thing for a hostile corporate takeover or a spur-of-the-moment getaway to your favorite off-road Valhalla. The Pentagon pays upwards of $8 million for one, but you can get a low-mileage, previuosly comandeered bargain for about 60K.
Taurus (4/20 - 5/20): The Austin Powers, a built-to-scale replica of the Austin Healy, is the perfect car for Taurans. It exudes style and verve while excluding all driving partners with children, dogs or a lot of baggage. The removable passenger seat is an attractive option for those who truly enjoy their own company best.
Gemini (5/21 - 6/21): “She's got a competition clutch/With four on the floor/Yeah, she purrs like a kitten/Till the Lake pipes roar/And if that ain't enough/To make you flip your lid/There's one more thing/I've got the pink slip, Daddy!” So, Beach Boys fan, you tell Catmando what your astrological vehicle is.
Cancer (6/22 - 7/22): As the days grow longer following the winter solstice, your prospects, ironically, diminish. Every yahoo driving with no insurance and an expired license is down at the gas-and-go stoking up on coffee and day-old Twinkies. Leave your car in the garage and lease a Rent-a-Wreck if you must leave home before Valentine’s Day.
Leo (7/23 - 8/22): An armor-plated pickup truck with an extended-cab and wheels the size of Rhode Island will carry you wherever your dreams envision -- especially if you get the Richard Petty model with the 75-gallon auxiliary gas tank. Soon you’ll be crooning “Like a Rock” in a voice so deep it’ll make Bob Seeger sound like a George Michael.
Virgo (8/23 - 9/22): A vintage 1967 VW bus with the Cheech and Chong all-natural exterior -- and smoke alarms throughout -- is your ticket to ride this winter. Still capable of doing zero to 60 in five minutes, this dream machine will deliver more smiles to the miles, and you’ll be so glad you kept all your old eight-track tapes.
Libra (9/23 - 10/23): The road to hog heaven calls. Ditch that silly hybrid, pussy vehicle and get yourself a customized Harley-Davidson easy rider, replete with 500-channel television, surround-sound stereo, fold-down Formica dining area and hideaway dry-cleaning unit. One-time comedian Jay Leno drives one. So did Malcolm Forbes. What’s stopping you?
Scorpio (10/24 - 11/21): Nothing says “I’m my own person” louder than a Studebaker, a car that was so far ahead of its time it looked as if was standing still even when it was moving. A deco delight, the Studebaker continues to thrill the truly outre. Get one in pink with silver trim if you’ve got the balls.

The Gift of GAB
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Contact Us or Else
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There's a Saint for That
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The Pug Bus Interview
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Shortcuts to Good Karma
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