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Deplorably Speaking: A Righteous Blog
Our deplorable editor in briefs holds forth on a variety of topics from the ruination of sports to the frog-marching of male college students to the idiocies of third-wave feminism to whatever.
The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your goddamn head if you split an infinitive. Visit The Grammar Prick

Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

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The Pug Bus Interview
phil maggitti smoking a joint, isn't that shocking now?Smoke 'em if you got 'em, then enjoy the interviews nobody else has the balls to do. We're not just blowing smoke. Our fearless interviewer isn't afraid to stop totally at the surface.Read on.


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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.

Alt-right Website Explains Difference Between Nazi and Roman Salutes
Dear Friedrich,
I was on my way to a cell meeting the other day when I met a friend on the street who greeted me with a raised-arm salute. I wanted to return her greeting, yet I couldn't tell whether she had given me a Roman or a Nazi salute, and I didn't want to commit a faux pas by returning the "wrong salute." Could you please explain the difference between the two?
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Dec 2, 2016 - 7:48


Ask Nietzsche, Advice for Atheists When People Yell "Oh God" During Sex
Atheism is the quickest-growing non-religion in the United States. To celebrate this encouraging development, we introduced recently an occasional series of articles by, for, and about atheists. We began with "Ask Nietzsche, Advice for Atheists," a column designed to help atheists who find themselves caught in the sticky wickets often created by the bumptious believers of the world—folks whom only an imaginary, all-forgiving god could love.
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Nov 3, 2013 - 2:52


Ask Nietzsche, Advice for Atheists When People Say Grace Before a Meal
Atheism is the quickest-growing non-religion in the United States. To celebrate this glorious fact, we are pleased to introduce a series of articles of, by, for, and about atheists. We begin with "Ask Nietzsche, Advice for Atheists," a column designed to help atheists who find themselves caught in the sticky wickets often created by the bumptious believers of the world—folks whom only an imaginary, all-forgiving god could love.
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Aug 19, 2013 - 12:38




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The Gift of GAB
image of GAB avatarFuck those SJW bitches and you too, GoDaddy. We know who your daddy is, bitch. GAB is about to make a comeback. Can the South be far behind?
Back by Unpopular Demand
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Read any two articles, get the third one free!
Norton Internet Security Won't Let Customers Uninstall
Trump Praises Pug Bus for Official English Policy
Pippa Middleton's Ass Not All It's Cracked Up to Be

There's a Saint for That
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What Would Neitzsche Do?
image of F. NeitzschelForget Jesus H. Christ. Who gives a shit, besides Carson Wentz, what Jesus would do? If you want to survive in a postmodern world, ask yourself what would Neitzsche do.


Free the Music
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Contact Us or Else
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