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Our deplorable editor in briefs holds forth on a variety of topics from the ruination of sports to the frog-marching of male college students to the idiocies of third-wave feminism to whatever.
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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.

St. Fabian, Patron Saint of Dove Fanciers
WEST GOSHEN, Pa.—Fabian d’Fabiano, whose name literally means “Fabian, Son of the Son of Fabian,“ was a poor excuse for an olive farmer, who lived outside Rome. To supplement his pitiful income he raised doves for racing and companionship and, when all else failed, food.
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Jan 19, 2016 - 11:35


Andre Bissette, the Patron Saint of Viagra
The Catholic Church "teaches" that god calls each one of us to be a saint. Most people treat such invitations as crank calls, but your more impressionable types scurry out to get fitted for a sackcloth hoodie and a bed of nails.
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Jan 6, 2015 - 11:10


Saint Dymphna Patron Saint of Home Schooling and West Virginia
Imagine you are a fourteen-year-old girl and you discover that your father wants to hook up with you because you resemble your late mother. You've unfriended him on Facebook and you ignore his sext messages, but you still suspect he may have installed a toilet cam in your bathroom.
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Sep 26, 2013 - 11:57


OMG There's a Patron Saint of Shorthand ISYN
If you're STD (sick to death) of people who splatter their "writing" with SFS (stupid fucking shorthand), you can thank Saint Cassian of Imola, the OPS (official patron saint) of shorthand.
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Sep 12, 2013 - 12:03


St. Polycarp, Patron Saint of Earwig Sufferers
Catholics, as well as Anglicans and Lutherans, suffering from an earwig, a scrap of a song that gets stuck in a person's head and plays on auto loop for days on end, can find relief by praying to St. Polycarp of Symrna, the patron saint of earwig sufferers.
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Sep 6, 2013 - 12:19


Consumer Reports Issues First Rating of Patron Saints
The October digital issue of Consumer Reports magazine will contain the venerable product tester's first-ever rating of patron saints. The long-awaited rating is expected to save consumers time and money in seeking heavenly intercession for any of an exhausting list of ailments, both mental and physical, as well as protection against all manner of crimes, pestilence, and natural disasters.
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Aug 30, 2013 - 11:21




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The Gift of GAB
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Back by Unpopular Demand
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Pippa Middleton's Ass Not All It's Cracked Up to Be

There's a Saint for That
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What Would Neitzsche Do?
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Free the Music
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Contact Us or Else
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