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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.

Barack Obama’s “Other” Half Is a White Nationalist
WEST CHESTER, PA—Barack Hussein Obama, America’s putative first black president, is a man who knows how to sell a contradiction; but just as no man is a hero to his valet, Barack Hussein is no hero to his white half, who prefers to be known as Barry, the name Barack Hussein preferred before he discovered his “existential blackness.”
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Dec 20, 2016 - 11:47


Talking Shit with Clementine the Taco Bell Piggy Bank
WEST GOSHEN, PA.—Taco Bell’s current ad touting its breakfast crunch wrap sliders features an elderly piggy bank named Clementine and a young fellow named Mark, with whom the piggy bank has shared a room for roughly a dozen years. We learn during the ad that Clementine has seen Mark, who looks to be about nineteen now, go through plenty of changes growing up. We see Mark wielding a light saber and playing the guitar. We also learn that Taco Bell’s breakfast crunch wrap sliders are so inexpensive (just $1 apiece) that Mark doesn’t have to bust open Clementine in order to buy a few, even though the treacherous shit has given the idea some thought.
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Jan 12, 2016 - 11:17


God Declares "Atheism Is Dead"
In an exclusive interview with The New York Times Book Review, God declared confidently that atheism is "deader than the Dead Sea Scrolls" and atheists have only themselves to blame.
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Sep 23, 2013 - 10:35


Exclusive Interview with a Handicapped Parking Sticker Cheat
We'll call him Ralph. He is one of a growing breed of white-collar hipster criminal: the handicapped-parking-sticker cheat. You can find him from Boston to Baha, parking illegally is a space reserved for someone less fortunate than he is. You can even find him in Delaware.
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Aug 28, 2013 - 11:53


Atheist Scores Exclusive Interview with the Historical Jesus
Although we hold no brief with invisible friends in the sky—not the nine choirs of angels, the eight maids a-milking, the heavenly hosts a-dancing, or the figments of anybody's fevered second-rate imagination—we are fascinated with the Historical Jesus, the apocalyptic prophet and rabble rouser who did exist and who was crucified by Roman authorities, and about whom nothing else can be known for sure, unless you are willing to credit the bilge water about Jesus the Christ concocted by Saint Paul and the other charlatans whose "work" makes up the New Testament.
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Aug 15, 2013 - 9:00


Exclusive Interview with England's Royal Fetus
Postcards from the Pug Bus has secured an exclusive interview with the Royal Fetus, which is expected to be delivered by Katherine the Duchess of Cambridge any day now. The circumstances of the interview remain cloaked in secrecy, but we can report that no Australian disk jockeys were involved in obtaining the interview, nor did any nurses kill themselves as a result of being duped in the process.
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Jul 10, 2013 - 1:11




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