It's the THC, Stupid
The average American pick-up truck has gained 1,142 pounds since 1990. The average American, about the same. The average Phish tune, in concert, added nearly two minutes around its middle, and personal pizzas got 25 percent larger. Go big or go home: The 11th Commandment writ large.
Sep 16, 2020 - 5:38
Sir Paul Caught on Video Attempting to Buy Pot
A potentially embarrassing iPhone 10 video in which Paul McCartney is seen attempting to buy marijuana in the rural village of Wingham, Kent, is in the sweaty hands of local authorities. Those of you who haven't vaped your brains out completely yet may recall a typically vain announcement, released nearly four-and-a-half years ago, in which the terminally unhip Mr. McCartney announced that he had quit smoking weed because he didn't want to set a bad example for his children and grandchildren.
Oct 21, 2019 - 5:00
Dab Rig Manufacturer Issues Refunds for Kaepernick Model
Rigs-R-Us, the nation's leading manufacturer of "smoking enhancement technology for the socially conscious," offered refunds today to any customers who bought a Colin Kaepernick Puffco Peak dab rig that would not start. The Kaepernick model ($399.99 MSRP), was introduced to coincide with the start of the National Football League season three weeks ago. It has been plagued with issues from the jump.
Sep 24, 2019 - 6:06
High Times Declares Five Cannabis Strains Extinct
High Times magazine estimates that 98 percent of all marijuana strains ever created have gone extinct, and more strains face the danger of extinction each day. Bedhead OG? Available in the northernmost parts of Maine, if you're lucky. Pwr Bttm? Began to disappear right around the time the band did. Zimmerman's Folly? Hasn't been seen since the last time George re-tweeted a photo of the dead Trayvon Martin.
Sep 6, 2019 - 6:06
Shit We Wish We Had Written
Maintaining a website single-handedly while writing 90 percent of the articles and making the iced coffee can put a serious hurt on a person's couch time, even if he does the whole damn thing on an iPad. Besides, some days a person just can't be arsed with being funny, and if his nom de plumes can't be arsed either, there's a white hole where today's funny ought to be.
Oct 13, 2013 - 4:11
AVMA Promotes Medical Marijuana for Pets
According to the American Veterinary Medical Association (AVMA), nearly 52 percent of the students who graduate from veterinary schools in 2011 will earn less than $39,000 in their first full year of employment. The AVMA would like to see that figure grow, and it thinks it has the fertilizer for the job: legalization of medical marijuana for pets.
Oct 27, 2011 - 5:07
AARP Head Announces Support for Legalized Pot
The American Association of Retired Persons (AARP) will sponsor a smoke-in to promote the group's campaign to legalize marijuana. The weekend event, called the Great American Pot Luck Festival, will be held at Daytona International Speedway in Florida, July 8-10. Sponsors include Grecian Formula, Cialis, Fixodent, Beano, Depends, and Correctol with Stool Softener.
Feb 1, 2010 - 4:20
Mischa Barton Claims She Was Smoking Medical Marijuana
Mischa Barton, arrested early yesterday morning on suspicion of drunk driving, told reporters when she was released from jail later in the day that the weed found in the vehicle she had been driving is medical marijuana.
Dec 28, 2007 - 11:38
Willie Nelson Avoids Jail After Policeman Can't Remember Bust
Willie Nelson avoided jail when the policeman who had cited him for possession of marijuana and hallucinogenic mushrooms last September 18 told a judge yesterday that he "had no recollection" of the incident.
Apr 25, 2007 - 9:01
Bong Hits 4 Jesus Rallies Planned
A nationwide series of Bong Hits 4 Jesus rallies, sponsored by the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML), kicks off at 4:20 p.m. this Saturday in Boston, New York City, Philadelphia, and Washington, D.C. The rallies are designed to focus public attention on the Bong Hits 4 Jesus case, currently being heard by the United States Supreme Court.
Mar 20, 2007 - 11:57