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Our deplorable editor in briefs holds forth on a variety of topics from the ruination of sports to the frog-marching of male college students to the idiocies of third-wave feminism to whatever.
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Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your goddamn head if you split an infinitive. Visit The Grammar Prick

Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.

A Politically Correct Xmas
THE NORTH POLE - 'Twas the night before Xmas and Hillie was drunk, while Huma was belching and shaving her skunk. Fat Rosie O'Donnell was cleaning a rug, not thinking of Donald and his fugly mug.
Dec 15, 2016 - 8:28

The Kids Are All Right, It's Their Lefty Parents Who Suck
I got nothing against children. They're often cute, and if we're lucky, they grow into human beings instead of progressive butt wipes. What does fry my alt-right ass (apart from a stack of burning Korans about four feet high) is the effect that kids have on the people who create them or who go out and adopt a trendy baby of color, which is, I suspect, a way for some people to signal they're ashamed of being white.
Dec 10, 2016 - 2:18

Postcards from the Pug Bus Declares Itself a Sanctuary Website
WEST CHESTER, PA—I am proud to announce this morning that Postcards from the Pug Bus, the alt-right’s favorite satire site, is an official sanctuary website. As long as bat-shit-crazy college professors inflict their political views on their students, as long as the homonazis try to destroy a small business owner’s livelihood for making a perfectly legal decision, as long as the snowflakes on the left insist on shouting “Hitler” at anyone who disagrees with them, Postcards from the Pug Bus is their digital home on the web.
Dec 9, 2016 - 11:02

Alt-right Satire Site Wants Photos of Naked Progressives
WEST CHESTER, PA—Thirty-six years ago today my favorite progressive was murdered. John Winston Lennon was the kind of person who wasn't afraid to take off his clothes and stand up for what he thought was right. I think more progressives ought to follow his lead. Enough with all this pearl clutching and fainting, my fellow Americans, let's see what you've got there—and there, too..
Dec 8, 2016 - 10:33

Amy Schumer to Play Barbie in Lane Bryant Production
NEW YORK—Plus-size former comedienne turned SFT (stupid fucking twat), Amy Schumer is reportedly in talks with Lane Bryant to play Barbie in the first-ever, live-adaptation of the life and times of Mattel’s beloved doll. In this multi-million-dollar, diversity-themed epic, Miss Schumer will play a zaftig Barbie of indeterminate racial background (and flexible gender) who is banished from "BarbieLand" for "not being perfect enough." Is this beginning to sound like science fiction or what? Miss Schumer hasn’t seen “not being perfect enough” since the first time she noticed that her toes were fatter than the other girls’.
Dec 3, 2016 - 2:25

Don't Call Me a White Person Anymore
WEST CHESTER, Pa. - As the editor in briefs of Postcards from the Pug Bus, the alt-right's favorite satire site, I hereby declare that I do not wish to be known as a white person any longer. White person is a slave owner's term, and I do not want to be shackled by that sorry association. All future references to me, therefore, should say that I am a person of white©.
Nov 30, 2016 - 11:00

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The Gift of GAB
image of GAB avatarFuck those SJW bitches and you too, GoDaddy. We know who your daddy is, bitch. GAB is about to make a comeback. Can the South be far behind?

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The Pug Bus Interview
phil maggitti smoking a joint, isn't that shocking now?Smoke 'em if you got 'em, then enjoy the interviews nobody else has the balls to do. We're not just blowing smoke. Our fearless interviewer isn't afraid to stop totally at the surface.Read on.

What Would Neitzsche Do?
image of F. NeitzschelForget Jesus H. Christ. Who gives a shit, besides Carson Wentz, what Jesus would do? If you want to survive in a postmodern world, ask what would Neitzsche do.

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