The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery, old-hag
English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive.
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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
Sample chapters . . . 1 2
Official Stepin Fetchit
These are the times that try men's souls. Never in the course of our nation's history has the N-Word been used by so many people so often. Here at the Pug Bus we believe, as do all decent Americans, that we must work without ceasing and without direction to stamp out the use of this hateful word—and to stamp out the careers of people who use it even once. Therefore, we are introducing our Official Stepin Fetchit N-Word Counter™, which reports the number of times the N-Word has been used any place in America since you landed on this page. (Figures do not include uses in hip-hop or rap or on premium channels.)
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Before meeting the members of our staff, you must verify that you are at least thirteen years of age mentally if not emotionally. If you are able to click on the title of this article, we will assume you are of sufficient age to meet our staff members. Nevertheless, do not say you were not warned, and please do not approach them while they're eating.
Jan 25, 2006 - 9:33
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