The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery, old-hag
English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive.
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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
Sample chapters . . . 1 2
Official Stepin Fetchit
These are the times that try men's souls. Never in the course of our nation's history has the N-Word been used by so many people so often. Here at the Pug Bus we believe, as do all decent Americans, that we must work without ceasing and without direction to stamp out the use of this hateful word—and to stamp out the careers of people who use it even once. Therefore, we are introducing our Official Stepin Fetchit N-Word Counter™, which reports the number of times the N-Word has been used any place in America since you landed on this page. (Figures do not include uses in hip-hop or rap or on premium channels.)
Taylor Swift Placed Under Suicide Watch (Breaking News)
READING, Pa.–Taylor Swift has been placed under a suicide watch by concerned members of her entourage, the Pug Bus learned today. The popular, six-foot-tall singer-songwriter has been sideswiped by increasingly severe and frequent panic attacks that have played havoc with her mental health and with her ability to write revenge songs.
Jul 27, 2013 - 5:49
An Open Letter to the Rolling Stones
Dear Mick, Keith, Charlie, and the New Guy,
I have learned recently that you geezers might be touring next year. Please don't. In the name of all that's wrinkled, wizened, and way past its prime—namely you sorry git—take a minute to stop and think about what you're doing. You look like shite; you sound like shite. Indeed, I don't think Brian Jones looks any worse than you wankers do these days
Sep 10, 2011 - 3:36
RIAA Sues Fetus as Accessory to Illegal Downloading
NEW YORK -- The RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) has lowered the bar in its war against music piracy. In a surprising legal maneuver the RIAA slapped a four-month-old fetus with a Baby Doe warrant for being an accessory to its mother's illegal downloading of three Trout Fishing in America CDs and several other CDs of children's music.
Mar 4, 2010 - 10:01
Musicians Admit to Only Pretending to Like Pete Seeger
Dave Matthews, Bruce Springsteen, and a host of musicians who have appeared with folk singer Pete Seeger during the last few years have admitted they were "only pretending to like" the ninety-year-old Seeger and his music.
Mar 3, 2010 - 12:38
Lil' Wayne Sentencing Postponed for Hemorrhoid Surgery
NEW YORK - Once again an attorney for Lil' Wayne has requested a postponement of the rapscallion's jail sentencing for attempted gun possession. The sentencing had been scheduled originally for last month, but Judge Charles H. Solomon agreed to a request for a postponement because Lil' Wayne needed eight root canals and complex dental-implant work
Mar 2, 2010 - 1:11
Klaus Harmony Tribute Band Will Rock 2011 Super Bowl
A German Klaus Harmony tribute band calling themselves the Wondercrotchens is scheduled to rock the 2011 Super Bowl, according to a National Football League spokesperson. Their appearance will mark the first ever performance by a tribute band at the famed sporting event.
Feb 8, 2010 - 7:52
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Trends That Need Killing
This farm-to-table shit has gone too far. The next time some dipshit waiter begins telling you where your lamb chop came from, tell him to piss off. You want dinner, not a fucking geography lesson.
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