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Meaner than a powdery, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive.
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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
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N-Word Counter™
These are the times that try men's souls. Never in the course of our nation's history has the N-Word been used by so many people so often. Here at the Pug Bus we believe, as do all decent Americans, that we must work without ceasing and without direction to stamp out the use of this hateful word—and to stamp out the careers of people who use it even once. Therefore, we are introducing our Official Stepin Fetchit N-Word Counter™, which reports the number of times the N-Word has been used any place in America since you landed on this page. (Figures do not include uses in hip-hop or rap or on premium channels.)
Sex Scandal Rocks Christian Mingle: Breaking News
WEST CHESTER, Pa. – The massively popular dating site Christian Mingle has been rocked by a sex scandal. "Threesomes, foursomes . . .
Jul 22, 2013 - 9:03

St. Benedict the Patron Saint of Hemorrhoids, Europe, and Other Stuff
WEST CHESTER, PA. - St. Benedict is the patron saint of Europe, kidney disease, food poisoning, hemorrhoids, and school children. He is recognized as the greatest influence on after dinner drinks in the West.
Jul 11, 2013 - 4:55

St. Augustine Zhao Rong et al. Are Today's Patron Saints
WEST CHESTER, PA. - The First Universal Brotherhood of the Aggressive Atheist is pleased to join our Catholic brethren everywhere in ecumenical fellowship to salute the memory of St. Augustine Zhao Rong et al., 120 god-botherers ranging in age from nine to seventy-two, who died between 1648 and 1930 in China.
Jul 9, 2013 - 10:35

God Blasts Rick Perry over Intelligent Design and Celebrity Photo Books
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a statement faxed to the editor of THEM Weekly magazine, God the Father Almighty chided presidential candidate Rick Perry for using the theory of intelligent design "to suck up to people who claim they speak for me or, worse yet, people who claim that I have spoken directly to them."
Oct 16, 2011 - 7:26

First Steve Jobs Miracles Reported, Brown Declares Steve Jobs Day
CUPERTINO, Calif. - As initial reports of the first miracles credited to the divine intervention of Steve Jobs began flickering across the digital divide, California Governor Jerry Brown declared Sunday October 16 "Steve Jobs Day" in Mr. Jobs's home state of California. Mr. Brown tweeted the announcement last night, using the Twitter app on his Steve Jobs Signature Model iPad2.
Oct 15, 2011 - 9:03

God Slaps NFL Players with Dire Warning
HEAVEN - God issued a dire warning yesterday to football players who point to the sky after making a play. In an e-mail sent to sports desks around the country the supreme referee declared: "I will not be mocked by these strutting, vainglorious popinjays who imply that their success is down to the fact that they're on a first-name basis with me. If you want to know the truth, I still need a scorecard to tell the players apart."
Dec 22, 2009 - 10:35

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