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English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive.
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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
Sample chapters . . . 1 2
Official Stepin Fetchit
These are the times that try men's souls. Never in the course of our nation's history has the N-Word been used by so many people so often. Here at the Pug Bus we believe, as do all decent Americans, that we must work without ceasing and without direction to stamp out the use of this hateful word—and to stamp out the careers of people who use it even once. Therefore, we are introducing our Official Stepin Fetchit N-Word Counter™, which reports the number of times the N-Word has been used any place in America since you landed on this page. (Figures do not include uses in hip-hop or rap or on premium channels.)
Edward Snowden Is Seriously Becoming a Diva
MOSCOW - Edward Snowden's diva-like demands are responsible for his remaining sequestered in the transit zone of Moscow's Sheremetyevo international airport. Mr. Snowden has been living in a Red Roof Inn executive suite there since arriving in Moscow from Hong Kong on July 23.
Jul 12, 2013 - 2:11
Pippa Middleton's Ass Not All It's Cracked Up to Be
LONDON - In a recent study conducted by the National Centre for Social Research, nine out of ten Britons were unable to identify Pippa Middleton's ass in a mock police lineup. The 587 randomly selected individuals who took part in the study ranged in age from twenty-one to sixty-five.
Jul 6, 2013 - 11:00
Ten Ways to Tell If Your Wife Has Poisoned Her Cha-Cha
WEST CHESTER, Penna. -- The war between the sexes took a turn for the grim recently. A woman in Sao de Jose Rio Preto, Brazil, tried to kill her husband by putting a poisonous substance in her snatch and then asking him if he fancied a box lunch.
Feb 3, 2013 - 12:26
Raffaele Sollecito Eager to Step Out of Amanda Knox's Shadow
PERUGIA, Italy - No matter what happens when an Italian court reaches a verdict in the appeals trial of Raffaele Sollecito and Amanda Knox today, Mr. Sollecito says he is ready to be "my own man (un uomo con grandi testicoli)," not "a puppy on a leash," as he has been called by the Italian press.
Oct 3, 2011 - 10:07
Proposed Nagasaki Ground-Zero Shinto-Christian Center Draws Protest
NAGASAKI - Thousands of irate Japanese citizens turned out in Nagasaki last weekend to protest the planned construction of a Shinto-Christian cultural center, located just two blocks from the bull's eye of the city's Industrial Valley, an area known as "Ground Zero" since 1945.
Aug 10, 2010 - 11:38
Vatican Chorister Fingered in Gay Sex Scandal
VATICAN CITY - The Vatican remained tight-lipped today following reports that a chorister was fired for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for a papal gentleman-in-waiting.
Mar 8, 2010 - 4:36
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Trends That Need Killing
This farm-to-table shit has gone too far. The next time some dipshit waiter begins telling you where your lamb chop came from, tell him to piss off. You want dinner, not a fucking geography lesson.
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