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The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive.
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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
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Official Stepin Fetchit
N-Word Counter™
These are the times that try men's souls. Never in the course of our nation's history has the N-Word been used by so many people so often. Here at the Pug Bus we believe, as do all decent Americans, that we must work without ceasing and without direction to stamp out the use of this hateful word—and to stamp out the careers of people who use it even once. Therefore, we are introducing our Official Stepin Fetchit N-Word Counter™, which reports the number of times the N-Word has been used any place in America since you landed on this page. (Figures do not include uses in hip-hop or rap or on premium channels.)
Tourist Kills, Eats Rare Octopus, Screws His Karma Royally
If karma is our shadow, then the karma that shadows Labros Hydras is outlined in chalk. Not to put too blunt a point on things, but Mr. Hydras is dead in the water in his next life. That's the kind of karmic tab you run up when . . .
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Jul 29, 2013 - 9:18


Local Resident Thinks He's at the Top of His Game
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Al Covington is the picture of confidence as he sits at a table outside the Iron Hill restaurant on a hot July afternoon. He glances occasionally at a passer-by between bites of his Jerry Garcia wood fired, artisanal pizza, and talks about his new attitude.
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Jul 26, 2013 - 9:20


Satirist Declares, "Don't Call Me a White Person Anymore"
WEST CHESTER, Pa. - Postcards from the Pug Bus editor in briefs, Phil Maggitti, declared yesterday that he doesn't want to be known as a white person any longer. Speaking by phone from his quaintly appointed den in the Pug Bus complex, Mr. Maggitti told gay CNN talk show host Anderson Cooper . . .
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Jul 20, 2013 - 8:49


Paula Deen Sex Video Surfaces at PureMature
SAVANNAH, Ga - Embattled food maven Paula Deen has rejected a six-figure offer to sign on as a spokeswoman for PureMature.com. According to TMZ, PureMature told Ms. Deen in a recent letter, "Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic, you embody our ideal spokesperson.
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Jul 4, 2013 - 9:37


Facebook Considering Fuckbook Spinoff
WEST CHESTER, Penna. - Surprised by some users' reactions to the pornographic and violent images that appeared on Facebook recently, officials at the site are considering an adults-only version of Facebook, tentatively called Fuckbook.
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Nov 16, 2011 - 8:42


Six Hitler Substitutions That Won't Get Your Ass in Trouble
WEST CHESTER, Penna. - Countless people have come to grief for comparing someone to Adolph Hitler. The latest, Chef Mario Batali, compared Wall Street executives to Hitler at a Time magazine panel recently.
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Nov 14, 2011 - 5:17


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