The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery, old-hag
English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive.
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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
Sample chapters . . . 1 2
Official Stepin Fetchit
These are the times that try men's souls. Never in the course of our nation's history has the N-Word been used by so many people so often. Here at the Pug Bus we believe, as do all decent Americans, that we must work without ceasing and without direction to stamp out the use of this hateful word—and to stamp out the careers of people who use it even once. Therefore, we are introducing our Official Stepin Fetchit N-Word Counter™, which reports the number of times the N-Word has been used any place in America since you landed on this page. (Figures do not include uses in hip-hop or rap or on premium channels.)
Philadelphia 76ers Will Play Entire 2013-14 Season Overseas
PHILADELPHIA–The Philadelphia 76ers have made what might be their boldest move yet in an offseason filled with bold innovations. Yesterday General Manager Sam Hinkie announced that the 76ers will play in the Beko Turkish Basketball League for the entire 2013-14 season.
Jul 30, 2013 - 10:21
Bynum Sitting Pretty for Philadelphia 76ers
PHILADELPHIA - Despite knees that are as creaky as a forty-year-old Vietnamese prostitute's, the Philadelphia 76ers recently acquired franchise center, Andrew Bynum, gave his team ten valuable minutes on the bench last night as the Sixers defeated the visiting Denver Nuggets 84-75 in the season opener for both teams.
Nov 1, 2012 - 11:03
How NBA Players Economized During the Lockout
MIAMI - NBA players will finally report to training camps tomorrow to prepare for the 2011-2012 season, which begins December 25 this year, nearly two months later than usual.
Dec 8, 2011 - 1:13
Joe Paterno Diagnosed with Cancer, Penn State Students Riot
STATE COLLEGE, Penna, - When students learned that former Penn State football coach Joe Paterno had been diagnosed with lung cancer, they took to the streets by the thousands last night, clashing with police and overturning at least one medical vehicle.
Nov 19, 2011 - 7:50
NBA Players Union To Decertify, Regroup as Shopper's Club
NEW YORK - Claiming that the National Basketball Association owners latest contract offer will make it "more difficult for us to keep food on the table," the NBA players union has voted unanimously to disband.
Nov 15, 2011 - 11:55
Was Joe Paterno Fired Because of His Two-Quarterback Offense?
STATE COLLEGE, Penna. - Ostensibly ex-Penn State football coach Joe Paterno was fired by the school's board of trustees because he had failed to step up and be counted when he was told nine years ago that his former defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky had been observed buggering some helpless ten-year-old in the shower room in one of Penn State's football buildings.
Nov 11, 2011 - 10:04
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Trends That Need Killing
This farm-to-table shit has gone too far. The next time some dipshit waiter begins telling you where your lamb chop came from, tell him to piss off. You want dinner, not a fucking geography lesson.
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