The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery, old-hag
English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive.
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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
Sample chapters . . . 1 2
Official Stepin Fetchit
These are the times that try men's souls. Never in the course of our nation's history has the N-Word been used by so many people so often. Here at the Pug Bus we believe, as do all decent Americans, that we must work without ceasing and without direction to stamp out the use of this hateful word—and to stamp out the careers of people who use it even once. Therefore, we are introducing our Official Stepin Fetchit N-Word Counter™, which reports the number of times the N-Word has been used any place in America since you landed on this page. (Figures do not include uses in hip-hop or rap or on premium channels.)
Norton Internet Security Now Refuses to Let Customers Uninstall
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Norton Internet Security has quietly rolled out its you-can-check-out-any-time-you-like-but-you-can-never-leave uninstall policy. We learned about this new "safeguard" when we attempted to update our Java software and became the unsuspecting recipient of a free fifteen-day trial version of . . .
Jul 25, 2013 - 9:55
Rosetta Stone Introduces Pig Latin Instructional Program
ARLINGTON, Vir. - Rosetta Stone®, the world's leading, computer-based, language-instruction company, released its Pig Latin package today. The ten-volume set is designed for business persons, government employees, fugitives, and tourists who plan to spend time in any country where Pig Latin is not the dominant language.
Nov 1, 2011 - 4:02
Apple Fans Scurry to Parse Steve Jobs's Final Words
PALO ALTO, Calif. - Apple watchers have begun what could be a long and winding effort to interpret the final words of Steve Jobs, who died of pancreatic cancer on October 5. Just before his death Mr. Jobs uttered the words that have sparked an interpretive frenzy, "Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow."
Oct 31, 2011 - 9:37
AVMA Promotes Medical Marijuana for Pets
SCHAUMBURG, Ill. - According to the American Veterinary Medical Association (AVMA), nearly 52 percent of the students who graduate from veterinary schools in 2011 will earn less than $39,000 in their first full year of employment. The AVMA would like to see that figure grow, and it thinks it has the fertilizer for the job: legalization of medical marijuana for pets.
Oct 27, 2011 - 5:07
Apple Introduces Fecal Finder App
CUPERTINO, Calif. - Apple interrupted it's forty-days-and-forty-nights celebration of the genius that was Steve Jobs to announce its latest rollout: the Fecal Finder app. The new app—which will be available for iPads, iPods,and iPhones—is expected to be ready for downloading by the end of this month.
Oct 18, 2011 - 10:35
Trey Anastasio App Pulled by Google, Phish Fans Bummed
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. - In a move that is certain to harsh the mellows of thousands of Phish fans, Google announced late yesterday that it has cancelled the release of the greatly anticipated Trey Anastasio app, which had been scheduled for release at 4:20 a.m. today, the singer's forty-seventh birthday.
Sep 30, 2011 - 11:13
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