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The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive.
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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
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N-Word Counter™
These are the times that try men's souls. Never in the course of our nation's history has the N-Word been used by so many people so often. Here at the Pug Bus we believe, as do all decent Americans, that we must work without ceasing and without direction to stamp out the use of this hateful word—and to stamp out the careers of people who use it even once. Therefore, we are introducing our Official Stepin Fetchit N-Word Counter™, which reports the number of times the N-Word has been used any place in America since you landed on this page. (Figures do not include uses in hip-hop or rap or on premium channels.)
Romney Refutes Santorum's Stool Sample Claim
CONCORD, N.H. - The shit hit the fan yesterday morning when Republican presidential hopefuls met for a debate on Meet the Press. Toward the end of the debate Rick Santorum dropped a bombshell when he announced that he was planning to bring the Marian Stool on tour as a means of energizing his base and demonstrating God's preference for his candidacy.
Jan 9, 2012 - 11:37

Herman Cain Sex Video Less Thrilling than Cold Pizza
ATLANTA, Geo. - The third shoe and a ten-foot stack of pizza boxes have fallen on presidential candidate Herman Cain. For the last three days Mr. Cain, 65, has been tap dancing like a fool trying to stamp out the rekindled embers of sexual harassment charges brought against him by two women during his term as president of the National Restaurant Association (1996-1999).
Nov 4, 2011 - 9:00

President Obama Restores the Serial Comma to Federal Stylebook
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama is expected to sign an executive order today that will reinstate the rules regarding the use of the serial comma to the Federal Elements of Style, the official guidebook for matters of grammar and usage in federal documents. The signing, accompanied by virtually no fanfare, is typical of the low-key manner in which President Obama has gone about reversing many of the policies of his predecessor.
Oct 26, 2011 - 10:38

Rick Perry Says Animals Were Domesticated by Intelligent Design
MULESHOE, Texas - Governor Rick Perry told an audience at the First Evangelical Church of the Chosen Flock last night that schools in Texas should stop teaching "the heathen theory of domestication."
Sep 7, 2011 - 12:10

Text of Obama's Jobs Speech Leaked
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The text of President Obama's major address about jobs, scheduled to be delivered before a joint session of Congress Thursday night, has been obtained by the Washington Post's Bob Woodward.
Sep 6, 2011 - 2:30

President Obama Set to Renew Inaugural Vow
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an effort to revive his flagging presidency, Barack Obama plans to renew his oath of office in a special bipartisan ceremony to be held at the Washington Monument early this spring.
Feb 26, 2010 - 4:57

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