The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery, old-hag
English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive.
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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
Sample chapters . . . 1 2
Official Stepin Fetchit
These are the times that try men's souls. Never in the course of our nation's history has the N-Word been used by so many people so often. Here at the Pug Bus we believe, as do all decent Americans, that we must work without ceasing and without direction to stamp out the use of this hateful word—and to stamp out the careers of people who use it even once. Therefore, we are introducing our Official Stepin Fetchit N-Word Counter™, which reports the number of times the N-Word has been used any place in America since you landed on this page. (Figures do not include uses in hip-hop or rap or on premium channels.)
Ashton Kutcher Looking for Older Woman
HOLLYWOOD - The young clam that Ashton Kutcher allegedly shucked on his sixth wedding anniversary last weekend was just a beard, a decoy meant to throw inquiring minds off the scent of the woman he really craves: a woman of a certain age. In Mr. Kutcher's case, that age appears to be north of sixty.
Oct 1, 2011 - 8:53
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Mounting Remake of Don Quixote
HOLLYWOOD - In conjunction with what would have been Miguel de Cervantes' 464th birthday, Tom Cruise has scheduled a press conference for this afternoon. Sources close to Mr. Cruise claim he will announce that work will begin soon on a major project—turning Miguel de Cervantes' Don Quixote into an action movie.
Sep 29, 2011 - 3:36
Scarlett Johansson's Ass to Star in American Express Ad
NEW YORK - Scarlett Johansson's ass and American Express: the perfect fit. Ms. Johansson never leaves home without them.
Sep 17, 2011 - 12:03
Gwyneth Paltrow Talks Breast Correction Surgery at U.N.
NEW YORK - Gwyneth Paltrow is scheduled to take her campaign for breast-correction surgery to the United Nations next week. There the maven of GOOP will address the U.N.'s Committee on the Elimination of Discrimination against Women. She is expected to announce her plans to raise money to provide free corrective surgery for women in Third World countries who have suffered "the heartbreaking physical effects" of breast-feeding their children.
Aug 24, 2011 - 12:38
Tom Cruise Fingered for Turning the Other Cheek
DETROIT - After weeks of speculation regarding the cause for Katie Holmes' sudden departure from her marriage to Tom Cruise, details have recently surfaced that shed light on this mystery.
Jul 15, 2011 - 8:37
E-Trade Sues Lindsay Lohan for Damages
NEW YORK - E-Trade has filed a countersuit against Lindsay Lohan, seeking $100 million in damages for what it calls "malicious and damaging association." The suit, filed yesterday in a Manhattan court, charges that the former actress and singer did irreversable damage to E-Trade's reputation by claiming that the "milkaholic" baby named Lindsay in a recent E-Trade commercial is based on Ms. Lohan.
Mar 11, 2010 - 7:13
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This farm-to-table shit has gone too far. The next time some dipshit waiter begins telling you where your lamb chop came from, tell him to piss off. You want dinner, not a fucking geography lesson.
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