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Meaner than a powdery, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive.
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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
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N-Word Counter™
These are the times that try men's souls. Never in the course of our nation's history has the N-Word been used by so many people so often. Here at the Pug Bus we believe, as do all decent Americans, that we must work without ceasing and without direction to stamp out the use of this hateful word—and to stamp out the careers of people who use it even once. Therefore, we are introducing our Official Stepin Fetchit N-Word Counter™, which reports the number of times the N-Word has been used any place in America since you landed on this page. (Figures do not include uses in hip-hop or rap or on premium channels.)
Stevie Wonder Wins Trayvon Martin Ass Hat Award
WEST CHESTER, Pa. - Racial harmony in the United States may not be receding in the rear view mirror of life so much as one might imagine in these post-Trayvon-Martin times.
Jul 17, 2013 - 10:09

Taco Bell Wins Asshat Award
WEST CHESTER, Penna. -- We take no pleasure in bestowing this week's asshat award on Taco Bell, which recently bent over frontwards to accommodate a bunch of meddlesome old cunts of both sexes at the Center for Science in the Public Interest (CSPI).
Jan 29, 2013 - 12:52

Asshats of the Week to Everyone Who Supports Joe Paterno
WEST CHESTER, Penna. - The Amalgamated Asshat Association will have to step up production this week in order to make enough asshats for all the Joe Paterno enablers who have earned one.
Nov 13, 2011 - 11:26

Representative Lamar Smith Is the Ass Hat of the Week
WEST CHESTER, Penna. - Lamar Smith, chairman of the House of Representatives Judiciary Committee, is the latest winner of the Postcards from the Pug Bug Ass Hat of the Week Award. Mr. Smith (R-Texas) earned this highly influential prize by sponsoring a bill that encapsulates all that is cynical, imperialistic, and reprehensible about the attitudes of too many residents of these self-important United States.
Oct 8, 2011 - 11:16

Pretty Woman, Julia Roberts, Hooker-Kid Mom Is Ass Hat of the Week
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - What sort of dipshit thinks it's "hysterically funny" to dress her three-year-old daughter as a hooker and shove her onstage before a nationwide television audience on something called Toddlers & Tiaras? How fucked in the head, how worthless in your own mind do you have to be to get off on using a little kid like that? You're almost giving pedophilia a good name. We bet there was nary a dry keyboard among the watch-and-wank set that night.
Sep 9, 2011 - 12:52

Hillary's Gal Pal Elton Is Ass Hat of the Week
WEST CHESTER, Penna. -- Hillary Clinton's gal pal Elton John is the latest recipient of the Postcards from the Pug Bus Ass Hat of the Week award.
Apr 11, 2008 - 6:26

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