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RIAA Wants Record Labels to Limit Home CD Use
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) has fingered consumers who play CDs repeatedly as “the single greatest secret threat” to recording industry profits. The industry watchdog group is suggesting, therefore, that record labels take steps to limit the number of times a CD can be played in the home. More.
Dec 12, 2007, 09:39


Clay Aiken Birthday Quiz, Exclusive
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Clay Aiken, who rode a second-place finish on American Idol and a don’t-ask-don’t-tell sexuality to fame, fortune, and speculation, is twenty-nine today. The artist formerly known as Clayton Holmes Grissom will spend the day counting his blessings with “a special friend or two.” More.
Nov 30, 2007, 14:00


Amy Winehouse Cancels All Personal Hygiene Activities
LONDON – Singer Amy Winehouse, 24, has announced that she is canceling all personal hygiene activities—even down to having her beehive steam cleaned—until her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is released from London’s Pentonville prison. More.
Nov 29, 2007, 10:35


Phish to Reunite for New Year’s Eve Gig in Dubai
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates – Phish, the once and future kings of the jam band court, will reunite for a three-day, seven-set New Year’s Eve celebration on a manmade island off the coast of Dubai, a spokesman for the group announced yesterday. More.
Nov 14, 2007, 16:43


Blackwater, RIAA Join Forces to Combat Music Piracy
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Blackwater USA, the rogue security company accused of sport killing innocent civilians in Iraq, has agreed to provide “tactical enforcement capabilities” for the RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America). More.
Oct 15, 2007, 13:35


Radio Station Urges Bruce Springsteen Fans to Burn His CDs
PHILADELPHIA – Classic-rock station WOLD in Philadelphia is urging Bruce Springsteen fans to meet in the station’s parking lot on City Line Avenue this Saturday at 10:00 a.m. and to bring their Springsteen CDs with them. More.
Oct 7, 2007, 14:18


RIAA Sends Message to Native American Single Mothers of Two
DULUTH, Minn. – The RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) prevailed yesterday in its efforts to stamp out “copyright infringement” by Native American single mothers of two children. More.
Oct 5, 2007, 15:31


Bruce Springsteen’s Hair Rocks Hartford
HARTFORD, Conn. – Bruce Springsteen’s hair kicked ass and took names at the Hartford Civic Center last night. Reunited with the E Street Band for the first time in five years, Mr. Springsteen’s hair launched its Magic tour with a twenty-three-song performance that recalled its glory days while demonstrating there’s still plenty of room left for growth. More.
Oct 3, 2007, 15:54


Lily Allen’s Work Visa Revoked, Foot-in-Mouth Disease Feared
LOS ANGELES –Lily Allen’s work visa was confiscated Sunday after the British pop star had failed a foot-in-
mouth-disease screening test administered at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX). She had traveled to the United States to co-host the MTV Music Awards and to play a series of concerts beginning in September. More.
Aug 9, 2007, 07:46


Britney Spears' New CD in Starbucks Tuesday
LOS ANGELES – The long-awaited new Britney Spears CD, Here I Come Again, will go on sale at all Starbucks outlets around the world on Tuesday. A source close to the project told Billboard magazine that Ms. Spears chose Starbucks because “it has always been her refuge” whenever she felt misunderstood. More.
Aug 4, 2007, 09:08

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