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RIAA Sues Fetus as Accessory to Illegal Downloading
NEW YORK – The RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) has lowered the bar in its war against music piracy. In a surprising legal maneuver the RIAA slapped a four-month-old fetus with a Baby Doe warrant for being an accessory to its mother’s illegal downloading of three Trout Fishing in America CDs and several other CDs of children’s music. More.
Mar 4, 2010, 10:01


Musicians Admit to Only Pretending to Like Pete Seeger
Dave Matthews, Bruce Springsteen, and a host of musicians who have appeared with folk singer Pete Seeger during the last few years have admitted they were "only pretending to like" the ninety-year-old Seeger and his music. More.
Mar 3, 2010, 12:38


Lil' Wayne Sentencing Postponed for Hemorrhoid Surgery
NEW YORK - Once again an attorney for Lil' Wayne has requested a postponement of the rapscallion's jail sentencing for attempted gun possession. The sentencing had been scheduled originally for last month, but Judge Charles H. Solomon agreed to a request for a postponement because Lil' Wayne needed eight root canals and complex dental-implant work More.
Mar 2, 2010, 13:11


Klaus Harmony Tribute Band Will Rock 2011 Super Bowl
A German Klaus Harmony tribute band calling themselves the Wondercrotchens is scheduled to rock the 2011 Super Bowl, according to a National Football League spokesperson. Their appearance will mark the first ever performance by a tribute band at the famed sporting event. More.
Feb 8, 2010, 07:52


Van Morrison Files for Intellectual Bankruptcy
DUBLIN - Irish singer and curmudgeon Van Morrison has filed for intellectual bankruptcy, according to a notice published on his official website&mdsah;The Gospel According to St. Van. More.
Jan 11, 2010, 10:00


RIAA Wants Record Labels to Limit Home CD Use
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) has fingered consumers who play CDs repeatedly as “the single greatest threat” to recording industry profits. The industry watchdog group is suggesting, therefore, that record labels limit the number of times a CD can be played in the home. More.
Jan 9, 2010, 09:50


Bono Challenges World Leaders to Save Board Games
MILPITAS, Calif. - Bono, U2's crusading frontman, has set himself his most ambitious and difficult task to date: rescuing board games from neglect and despair. More.
Nov 11, 2009, 10:29


Phish Fans Blame Phish for Parking Lot Busts
HAMPTON, Vir. – Irate Phish fans blame the band for turning the parking lots outside the Hampton Coliseum into a police state last weekend. The Vermont quartet, who hadn’t performed in public in more than four years, launched a reunion tour in Hampton with sold out concerts last Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. More.
Mar 11, 2009, 13:05


Bono Accused of Leaking New U2 Album
DUBLIN – U2 frontman, Bono, has been accused by his band mates of leaking the group’s new album, No Line on the Horizon, well in advance of its March 3 release date. The charges were leveled as the new album became widely available on BitTorrent and file sharing websites early this week. More.
Feb 20, 2009, 10:37


Recent Klaus Harmony Sightings Fuel Speculation
LONDON, ENGLAND - What is it about a dead genius which attracts such frenzied speculation? Examine the myths surrounding any icon and a conspiracy theory is never far away. Never was this more true than in the case of Klaus Harmony, the German maestro of erotik cinema or, as he is more popularly known, the “Mozart of Porn.” More.
Mar 17, 2008, 10:45


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