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You will have a strange dream in which you see a giant field of sunflowers in the distance. As you race toward the field in slow motion, you begin to hear a sound coming from the sunflowers. When you reach the field, you discover that the sunflowers have the faces of The Village People, and they're singing "YMCA."
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Lindsay Lohan, Tom Cruise, Anna Nicole Smith Approval Drops
NEW YORK - According to the latest New York Times/CBS News poll, Brad Pitt and Clay Aiken registered the greatest increase in their job-approval ratings, while Tom Cruise, Anna Nicole Smith, Lindsay Lohan, and others saw their job performance scores drop. The poll, which has a 3.5 percent margin of correctness, was conducted between September 15 and 17. The winners and losers: More.
Sep 21, 2006, 10:24


Brad Pitt, Paris Hilton, Michelle Wie Offer Lame Excuses
WEST CHESTER, Penna. - Brad Pitt can't persuade Angelina Jolie to marry him. Paris Hilton is loaded in public again. Michelle Wie adds to her losing streak. What do they do? They make lame excuses. Why not? In the looking-glass world, excuses are the new reality, a reality that's subject to change without warning. More.
Sep 10, 2006, 08:09


Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, Pee Wee Herman Vie for John Mark Karr Role
HOLLYWOOD - Flush with an infusion of coin from hedge fund sources, Tom Cruise announced yesterday that he is "over the moon" about the chance to play John Mark Karr, the lube job who thinks he killed JonBenet Ramsey, Natalee Holloway, Chandra Levy, and others. More.
Aug 31, 2006, 08:25


Paris Hilton, Whitney Houston, Jessica Simpson Drop CDs and Teeth
LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson have new CDs out this month. Whitney Houston expects three more teeth to fall out any day now. When news happens, and even when it doesn't, the Pug Bus is your most reliable source of misinformation. Would we lie to you? More.
Aug 22, 2006, 10:14


Katie Holmes, Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears Outbuzz Their Men
HOLLYWOOD - Web surfers looking for a one-hitter at work or at home are more likely to toke up on items about Katie Holmes, Angelina Jolie, and Britney Spears than their respective mates. In a penetrating report entitled "Relationships and Their Lopsided Buzz," Yahoo pulled the covers off three celebrity couples: TomKat, Brangelina, and Mr. and Mrs. Britney Spears. More.
Aug 21, 2006, 08:12

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