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You will have a strange dream in which you see a giant field of sunflowers in the distance. As you race toward the field in slow motion, you begin to hear a sound coming from the sunflowers. When you reach the field, you discover that the sunflowers have the faces of The Village People, and they're singing "YMCA."
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Zoellick at World Bank Is Not Just Another Pretty Face
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Robert Zoellick, whom President Bush has nominated to head the World Bank, was chosen largely because “he is not just another pretty face,” said a White House source yesterday. More.
May 30, 2007, 07:30


Madeline McCann Parents Begin World Tour with Visit to Pope
LONDON - The parents of Madeline McCann will launch the European leg of their world tour with a visit to Pope Benedict on Wednesday, Mojo magazine announced in the "Scene & Noted" section of its website today (May 28). More.
May 28, 2007, 11:56


President Bush Hails Killing of One-Legged Taliban Leader
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President George W. Bush hailed the killing of the Taliban's top one-legged military strategist, Mullah Dadullah, as a "sure sign" the United States "has turned the corner" in the war on handicapped terrorists. More.
May 14, 2007, 09:28


Angelina Jolie to Replace Paul Wolfowitz at World Bank
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Angelina Jolie has been tapped to replace Paul Wolfowitz as president of the World Bank. President Bush is expected to delay making the formal announcement until early next week, however, in order to give Mr. Wolfowitz time to gild his parachute, and Mr. Bush time to prepare for his Saturday Night Live appearance with Queen Elizabeth. More.
May 8, 2007, 08:27


Prince William, Kate Middleton Split Laid to Porn Maestro
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands – Royal commentators from the UK are arguing over what may be evidence that the relationship between Prince William and Kate Middleton reached an impasse because of the future King's apparent obsession with '70s German porn-music legend, Klaus Harmony. More.
Apr 21, 2007, 08:20


Jesus' Tomb Proves He Was Not Gay, Says James Cameron
NEW YORK - Oscar-winning director James Cameron believes that inscriptions on the tombs of the J.H. Christ family "should settle once and for all" any lingering questions about Jesus' sexuality. More.
Feb 28, 2007, 08:13


Dick Cheney in Afghanistan Finally Sees Combat , Doesn't Like It
BAGRAM, Afghanistan - Vice president Dick Cheney got his first taste of combat today. It wasn't his cup of shrapnel. Mr. Cheney was having lunch in the private officers club at the sprawling Bagram Airbase, about 60 kilometers (40 miles) from Kabul, when a suicide bomber struck outside the first security gate of the base, killing nineteen people and wounding eleven others More.
Feb 27, 2007, 05:17


J.K. Rowling Coy about Leaked Harry Potter Ending
LONDON - J.K. Rowling, author of the universally beloved Harry Potter series, confessed in a recent interview that she wrote the final book in that series, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, on a tight schedule in order to meet a July 2007 publication date. More.
Feb 8, 2007, 07:54


Bindi Irwin's Brother, Bob, Hires Agent
LOS ANGELES - Bindi Irwin's brother, Bob, disturbed by the recent triumph of his sister on her first tour of America, has hired top Hollywood publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick to represent him. More.
Jan 25, 2007, 09:01


Saddam Hussein Had Zoolander's Complex When He Died
NEW YORK - Delicious photos taken of Saddam Hussein shortly before his execution suggest that the once-feared despot suffered from Zoolander's Complex, which manifests itself as a preoccupation with appearance and image. Among those photos, to be published exclusively in Them Weekly magazine, is the last known image of Mr. Hussein, scantily clad but still defiantly flashing what is obviously a well-rehearsed Blue Steel look. More.
Dec 30, 2006, 08:14

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