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All NFL Players Will Wear Sean Taylor’s Number
NEW YORK – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodall announced today that all NFL players will wear slain Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor’s number on their jerseys in place of their own numbers for the remainder of the regular season. More.
Nov 28, 2007, 16:42


McNabb Out of Patriots Game, Spread Falls to Sixteen
PHILADELPHIA – Las Vegas oddsmakers have reacted to the news that Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb will miss tomorrow night’s game against the undefeated New England patriots by dropping the spread on the game from twenty-four to sixteen points. More.
Nov 24, 2007, 14:51


Eagles Coach Andy Reid Suspends Sons
PHILADELPHIA – Philadelphia Eagles coach Andy Reid announced this morning that he was suspending his sons Garrett and Britt. More.
Nov 3, 2007, 17:04


Brad Pitt to Star in Barbaro the Musical
KENNETT SQUARE, Penna. - Brad Pitt, fresh off his triumph in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, is set to star in a horse opera of another color: the inspiring story of Barbaro, the super horse who captured the lonely eyes of a nation. More.
Sep 25, 2007, 08:32


Donovan McNabb Says Black Dogfighters Are More Criticized
PHILADELPHIA – Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb has gone deep again. His target this time is the perceived inequality in the treatment of white and black dogfighters. More.
Sep 21, 2007, 13:20


Donovan McNabb Says O.J. Simpson Was Framed
PHILADELPHIA – Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb believes O.J. Simpson was framed for kidnapping, armed robbery, and hooliganism because he is “too black for the dominant white culture” that rules America. More.
Sep 19, 2007, 11:56


O.J. Simpson Arrest Exclusive: Top Ten Reasons If He Did It
LAS VEGAS – O.J. Simpson, claiming that he is “really innocent this time,” was booked Sunday evening on two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, and one count each of armed burglary, conspiracy, and wearing golf shoes in a public building. More.
Sep 17, 2007, 09:08


O.J. Simpson Arrested for Robbery, Vows to Find Real Thief
LAS VEGAS - O.J. Simpson was arrested today for allegedly participating in an armed robbery at the Palace Station Hotel and Casino Thursday night. Simpson was read his rights in his room at the Palms Casino Resort, according to a police source. More.
Sep 16, 2007, 16:33


O.J. Simpson Claims Stealing from Yourself Isn’t Wrong
LAS VEGAS — O.J. Simpson is confident he did nothing wrong when he barged into a casino hotel room with a small posse to repossess items that, he claims, had been stolen from him. The hall-of-fame halfback believes “the law of double jeopardy” permits him to re-acquire “shit that is rightfully mines. More.
Sep 15, 2007, 15:57


NRA President Attacks NAACP’s Michael Vick Tool
FAIRFAX, Vir. – NRA president, Wayne LaPierre, assailed R.L. White, HMFIC and president of the NAACP’s Atlanta chapter, for suggesting that deer hunting is “just as bad as” dog fighting. More.
Aug 23, 2007, 09:22

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