Local Man Arrested for Stealing His Own Identity
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Li Ming, a graduate assistant in computer science at West Chester University, was arrested and charged with identity theft yesterday after trying to obtain a driver’s license under false pretenses.
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Sep 6, 2007, 11:46
Rudy Giuliani Tops Wikipedia Self-Serving Edits
NEW YORK – Computers at the campaign headquarters of Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani were used to make fifteen changes to Mr. Giuliani’s Wikipedia page last week, earning America’s Mayor the Virgil Griffith award for the period ending August 18.
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Aug 19, 2007, 09:19
Microsoft Acquires Open Source Christian Software
REDMOND, Wash. - Microsoft’s co-founder Bill Gates announced yesterday that his company had acquired Endtimes! Software, the leading Christian software producer in Alabama.
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Jun 6, 2007, 11:33
Microsoft to Begin Shipping Windows Linux Ubuntu
REDMOND, Wash. - Software giant Microsoft announced yesterday that it will begin shipping its newest operating system, Windows Linux Ubuntu, by the end of this month. Computers sold with this free, open-source operating system pre-installed will cost, on average, $149.95 fewer than computers sold with Windows Vista Service Pack 9 pre-installed.
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May 3, 2007, 09:39
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