Postcards from the Pug Bus

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Now is the time to spread your wings, to wax extravagant, to wax that excess body hair, to use the high-price spread and the extra-wide spreader. Don't settle for mushrooms when truffles are available. Be bold, defy convention, defy the odds. Do not, however, attempt to defy gravity. She's not in a pleasant mood this time of year, and she's cranky in anticipation of the demands of increased holiday travel. If you keep it low and slow, you'll rise to new heights.

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Postcards from the Pug Bus, the book that inspired a website, is now available from Cedar Tree Books. Click here to read a sample chapter.

Immigration Rallies Marred by Disappointing Flag Sales

DENVER - Immigration rallies held across the United States yesterday failed to attract the large crowds that marked last year's events or to generate the healthy sales of American flags seen last year. More.
May 2, 2007, 09:17

Alec Baldwin Heads DC Madam's Client List

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Choleric actor Alec Baldwin heads the list of DC Madam, Deborah Jeane Palfrey's, clients. This according to a source at ABC News, which plans to have Barbara Walters and Rosie O'Donnell read every name on the 10,000-name list on a special, three-hour edition of The View this Friday. More.
May 1, 2007, 08:27

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