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You will have a strange dream in which you see a giant field of sunflowers in the distance. As you race toward the field in slow motion, you begin to hear a sound coming from the sunflowers. When you reach the field, you discover that the sunflowers have the faces of The Village People, and they're singing "YMCA."
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Immigration Rallies Marred by Disappointing Flag Sales
DENVER - Immigration rallies held across the United States yesterday failed to attract the large crowds that marked last year's events or to generate the healthy sales of American flags seen last year. More.
May 2, 2007, 09:17


Alec Baldwin Heads DC Madam's Client List
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Choleric actor Alec Baldwin heads the list of DC Madam, Deborah Jeane Palfrey's, clients. This according to a source at ABC News, which plans to have Barbara Walters and Rosie O'Donnell read every name on the 10,000-name list on a special, three-hour edition of The View this Friday. More.
May 1, 2007, 08:27


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