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You will have a strange dream in which you see a giant field of sunflowers in the distance. As you race toward the field in slow motion, you begin to hear a sound coming from the sunflowers. When you reach the field, you discover that the sunflowers have the faces of The Village People, and they're singing "YMCA."
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Jessica Sierra Sex Tape Shot in Motel 6, Exclusive
LAKELAND, Fla. - The Jessica Sierra sex tape, about to hit the Internet like a thousand pair of soiled panties flung against a wall, was shot in a Motel 6 in Florida, a source as close as anyone wants to get to the “singer” has revealed. More.
Dec 8, 2007, 09:12


Jessica Sierra First American Idol Sex Video Star
LOS ANGELES – Jessica Sierra, who shot to fame as the third contestant eliminated from American Idol 2005, has been a busy little beaver in the meantime. More.
Dec 7, 2007, 14:22


Britney Spears Joins Drunks Against Mad Mothers Group
LOS ANGELES – After attending several meetings of DAMM (Drunks Against Mad Mothers), Britney Spears has decided to join the group, a former assistant revealed. More.
Dec 3, 2007, 14:25


Britney Spears Pregnant Again, May Lose Custody of Vagina
LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears is pregnant again, and the troubled singer is terrified she might lose custody of her vagina as a result. A source close to Ms. Spears, who turns twenty-six today, told THEM Weekly, “Britney’s freaking out because this pregnancy is the last thing her vagina needs.” More.
Dec 2, 2007, 12:46


Jessica Simpson Snatches Baby Crib at Birds
LOS ANGELES – Jessica Simpson was questioned briefly by Los Angeles police Wednesday night after she had snatched a baby crib at Birds and attempted to leave the crowded restaurant-hangout with it. More.
Nov 23, 2007, 14:51


Britney Spears Writing Self-Help Book for Children
MALIBU - Britney Spears is writing a self-help book in order to prevent “childrens everywhere” from making the same mistakes she’s made since her ill-advised, fifty-five-hour Las Vegas “marriage” nearly four years ago. More.
Oct 14, 2007, 14:47


Britney Spears’ Obsession with Princess Diana
MALIBU - Britney Spears’ obsession with Princess Diana has Ms. Spears’ few remaining friends concerned. They fear the frazzled pop star may be planning to harm herself in some dramatic way in order to mimic the princess’ death. More.
Oct 8, 2007, 14:27


Britney Spears' Driving Test Leaked to Tabloid
LOS ANGELES - A copy of the written driving test Britney Spears passed in order to obtain a temporary license has been leaked to THEM Weekly magazine. More.
Oct 4, 2007, 14:26


Britney Spears Stripped of Her Citizenship
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Britney Spears has been stripped of her citizenship, the White House revealed this morning. President Bush took this rare, but not unprecedented, step when he signed an executive order relieving Ms. Spears of her citizenship at 8:59 last evening, just before he retired for the night. More.
Oct 2, 2007, 14:25


Britney Spears Fans Will Stage Nude Protest Rally
LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears fans will stage a nude protest rally in front of the Staples Center this Saturday in support of “every mother’s right” to go naked around her children. More.
Sep 20, 2007, 11:38

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